An Open Letter to Spankme

[BBWDeAnna]

An Open Letter to SpankMe

An open letter to spankme if I have been bad
For I do not fuck little men who drinks and (and thinks)
he knows things
For that makes me Sad

An open letter to spankme to those i do fuck
For I like it in my ass, my pussy but if you
are emotionally needy well you will just be
Shit out of Luck

An open letter to spankme for I am not small
The jokes are the same, the comebacks lame
and my responses bring you fame but also
make the mighty fall

An open letter to spankme for I am not fake
I tell truths, facts and know your history
So rally the troops, hit the rtm but damn
quit hiding for goodness sakes

An open letter to spankme for I am me
I don't have big hands, big nose or hide my face
I can't help it if your lies make you out of place
these are all truths and most already see

An Open letter to spankme for you came here for drama
your part of the problem, part of the group who was
raised poorly by their momma

An open letter to spankme because I have a life
My goal here is simple i don't need to be liked
I make you twitch and change the way you all hobby
but most of all one little post brings you strife

An open Letter to spankme no not that one
You came here thinking, wanting but come on
YOU KNOW I AIN'T THAT DUMB

just my little attempt at poetry, feel free to join in,

(fish in barrel people..fish in barrel)

[Guest110920]

Wow, you wrote a special (shitty) poem, just for me? I honestly didn't think you cared any more. But putting all that time and effort into this...well, it warms the heart, truly.

Side note: err...wouldn't it be an open poem?

[WMJ4657]

Well that's it. Its obvious to all now that we have two star-crossed lovers here that just cant seem to admit they want one another. Its time to establish the SPANKANNA FUCKFEST The first Saturday of February will be designated as SPANKANNA FUCKFEST DAY spectator tickets will be sold to view this star-crossed love fuckfest. Contact either of the two lovers for details.



Sorry I will not be able to attend

[Guest110920]

Originally Posted by WMJ4657

Sorry I will not be able to attend

Me either. I uh...gotta wash the dog that day.

[Warden639]

I'm actually getting really curious what originally inspired such passionate feelings back in the mists of time.

[WMJ4657]

Originally Posted by SpankyJ

Me either. I uh...gotta wash the dog that day.

Uh don't worry she will surely clean him off for you when finished!! No?

[Ginger Doll]

I like poems. Here’s mine... Star themed, for your pleasure.

Ahem.

Twinkle twinkle little star
Deanna takes drama way too far
Stirring up shit and clouding the air
All while she feigns ‘she doesn’t care’
Repulsed are most who read her crap
Most just wish she’d shut her trap
Twinkle twinkle little star
Deanna takes drama way too far

[Guest110920]

Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

I like poems. Here’s mine... Star themed, for your pleasure.

Ahem.

Twinkle twinkle little star
Deanna takes drama way too far
Stirring up shit and clouding the air
All while she feigns ‘she doesn’t care’
Repulsed are most who read her crap
Most just wish she’d shut her trap
Twinkle twinkle little star
Deanna takes drama way too far

See, the stars were a really nice touch. I teared up a little, I mean uh, "got something in my eye".

[Guest110920]

Originally Posted by Warden639

I'm actually getting really curious what originally inspired such passionate feelings back in the mists of time.

The love affair started here:

https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2060826

A blog was written. And responded to:

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2076729

It got relatively quiet for a while but then this happened and here we are...star crossed:

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2300019

[BBWDeAnna]

As i said fish in a barrel..

[Guest110920]

Originally Posted by BBWDeAnna

As i said fish in a barrel..

As I've said, it's a message board. People write messages. Other people respond to those messages. That's how it works. It's not hard to "predict," it's what is expected to happen. Doesn't seem like it should be difficult to comprehend.

Gonna be some heavy blog writing tonight. I can predict it!

[Warden639]

Lol, if you only knew the amount of times I've made a fool of myself here. It's OK. You can look back at my posting history if you don't believe me.

I see now!

Dramatic Plot Twist: the current flareup was clearly orchestrated jointly between former enemies as an excuse to interest me in learning board history, and thus teach a new poster a Very Important Lesson.

(That was some entertaining reading, thanks for the links. Sincerely.)

[austin88998833]

Originally Posted by WMJ4657

Well that's it. Its obvious to all now that we have two star-crossed lovers here that just cant seem to admit they want one another. Its time to establish the SPANKANNA FUCKFEST The first Saturday of February will be designated as SPANKANNA FUCKFEST DAY spectator tickets will be sold to view this star-crossed love fuckfest. Contact either of the two lovers for details.



Sorry I will not be able to attend

LMFAO!!!!

[austin88998833]

Originally Posted by WMJ4657

Uh don't worry she will surely clean him off for you when finished!! No?

WMJ you're on a roll! ROFL!!!

[austin88998833]

Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

I like poems. Here’s mine... Star themed, for your pleasure.

Ahem.

Twinkle twinkle little star
Deanna takes drama way too far
Stirring up shit and clouding the air
All while she feigns ‘she doesn’t care’
Repulsed are most who read her crap
Most just wish she’d shut her trap
Twinkle twinkle little star
Deanna takes drama way too far

:m fr_lol: