What do these words mean to you...

[Guest091813]

When a lady describes herself using one of these words...What thoughts immediately come to your mind..And have you ever gotten to a ladies place and you actually saw her in person do you think she should have used a different word to describe herself or was she pretty much on the mark..

Please guys..do not name a provider to describe these words..no need to unintentionally hurt someones feelings..oh and no pics posted either..

wow this should be fun!!


Athletic-

Average-

In shape-

Voluptuous-

BBW-

Spinner-

Solid-

[offshoredrilling]

I have two thoughts that come immediately to mind for each word when I see them in a womens ad. The positive, would make me look like I'm sucking up. The negative, would get me banned. So I take the 5th.

I trust the words a wee-bit more in a review(in person, or from board). You have to look if the reviewer had ever done a review of someone that you have seen. And read his other reviews first. A provider I know well, that I have never reviewed. Has a plain Jane look to me. But was review as "amazingly put together". I will have to say My lust for her has nothing to do with looks. Once you get use to how another man(edit: or women) will say a lady looks. Then you can ajust to what you will see when you see her for real. I would say that reviewer over rates, And I under rate as to what others may think. Now on personality(what I look for more) I think I would be seen as the one that over rates. And the other reviewer I am thinking of would be seen as right on the money by most. Both looks and personality are in the eyes/mind of the beholder.

As to pics, I trust the showcase most, then any website of hers. e.com 50/50. And BP not at all till we meet in real. Or she also has a showcase and or website.



PS: If you can look in a providers eyes, most of the time tells me all I need to know. With a stripper do the same, no matter what she is doing on stage or in a lap dance. Makes both try harder to get you to look at what they want you to look at. As the eyes tell more than they want you to know many times. If it does not bother them, you know your in safe hands. And you may want to spend more time with. Warning works both ways.

[Doove]

Originally Posted by anita germane

When a lady describes herself using one of these words...What thoughts immediately come to your mind.

Just working off the notion of what pops into my head....

Athletic-

A bigger girl, but not fat or soft. Strong.

Average-

If she describes herself this way, what pops into my head is that she's a bit overweight, but not much. Probably doesn't even need to lose weight to be attractive from a stereotypical perspective. Either that or she's slender but not at all in shape. Soft, maybe even flabby in the middle. Perhaps with skinnier arms and or legs.

In shape-

I don't really hear or see this often, but "fit" is one i do see used often, and it's one of the 2 that really catches my eye as a superficial male chauvinist pig. "Fit" to me is someone who is on the slender side, can make a discernible bicep, and has no real flabbiness to her, while still maintaining her femininity.

Voluptuous-

BBW-

Pretty inter-related and rather self explanatory i think.

Spinner-

Skinny. Either in a good way or a bad way, but skinny.

Solid-

Another one i don't hear or see much, so i really don't have an opinion on what to expect when it is used.

What about Petite? Which is the 2nd descriptive term that never fails to catch my eye - while also being the most incorrectly used, at least from what i think it to mean. When i hear "petite", i think "small" even "tiny", which means more than just "short". It's of a subtle nature, but i do think there's even a difference between "short and thin" and "tiny". Like with the term "obscenity", i can't describe it, but i know it when i see it.

[jokacz]

Athletic- she can probably kick my ass

Average- she doesn’t look any better naked than I do

In shape- prom dress still fits

Voluptuous- overweight

BBW- a load

Spinner- I won’t pull a muscle trying to move her around

Solid- never saw this one

[jackfengshui]

Athletic - muscular

Average - plain looking

In shape - toned

Voluptuous - Rubenesque

[Doove]

Originally Posted by anita germane

And have you ever gotten to a ladies place and you actually saw her in person do you think she should have used a different word to describe herself or was she pretty much on the mark..

Actually, i've encountered one particular lady whose photos, while her, were themselves misleading.

I'll add that I don't think it's only the providers who describe themselves using terms that may be wildly off the mark. Suffice it to say that i've discovered there exists a vast difference between what many guys feel is attractive, and what i view as attractive.

[Guest091813]

oh yeah...Doove...good call...i forgot about petite!!!!


oh and:

ob·scen·i·ty   
[uhb-sen-i-tee, -see-ni-] Show IPA
–noun, plural -ties for 2, 3.
1.
the character or quality of being obscene; indecency; lewdness.
2.
something obscene, as a picture or story.
3.
an obscene word or expression, esp. when used as an invective.


as per dictionary.com

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by Doove

I'll add that I don't think it's only the providers who describe themselves using terms that may be wildly off the mark. Suffice it to say that i've discovered there exists a vast difference between what many guys feel is attractive, and what i view as attractive.

Well I'm
over weight
unkeeped (like hair way to long, beard think santa growing to ZZ top or the greatful dead)
and not easy to look at
but I know what water is for errr I mean soap and water.

[Guest091813]

omg!!!zztop ...i totally love them!!totally...she's got leggs and she know how to use them....sorry...just had too!!!btw..yes..id do them! ummm...okay back on topic!

[offshoredrilling]

Well I'm
over weight mmm ok just what does that mean

Looking down I can not see my package. After being with a good women on her knees. I can see most of it, if she stops to talk. Ahhhh and being a lady not talking with her mouth full.

But if the shoe was on the other foot. And I stated it like this in a AD. I would go hungry. And loose some weight. So I would try "Pleasantly Plump"

yes and you do have leggs, and I hear you know how to use them.

member of the thigh kissing club, but why stop there

Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

just to keep out of

What do these words mean to you...
anita germane's thread

[brutusbluto]

If I didn't pack on a few extra pounds, I am sure I still would not be able to see my package...

[Laker]

Anita

You could add "swimmers body" to this! That could mean alot of things but the one I experienced kind of reminded me of a rather large aquatic animal! and ZZ Top, I agree!

As to the rest of your list, wow could get in trouble, but not totally taking the 5th, would say perception is in the eye of the beholder. I'd rather see a valid pic than words, the words could be a little scary! Thanks for the showcases!!

[summerwaves]

A friend of mine once told me that all the women on dating sites who listed themselves as average were overweight/chunky/fat (to him).

[Das Ubersoldat]

Athletic- Works out at the gym on the heavy weight machines 5 times a week, plays contact sports (Rugby, Hockey), probably has more testosterone than I do and as a result has a clit the size of my thumb.

Average- Holly Homemaker, a little overweight but in the right places, not a model but not someone you wouldnt want to see nakid.

In Shape- Works out, but not as much as Athletic. Does things like jogging and pilates. Good definition to arms and legs.

Voluptuous- Overweight and curvy. Not for everyone, but definately lots to hold on to.

BBW- 5'2" tall, 5'2" wide. Obese. A whole lotta woman.

Spinner- Wears an A-cup bra because she is too embarrased to wear her training bra that still fits perfectly. You can see every rib. If she swallows a tictac, it would look like she has an outie. Think of Calista Flockhart in 1997.

Solid- Same as In Shape, maybe works out a litle more.

[Das Ubersoldat]

Originally Posted by summerwaves

A friend of mine once told me that all the women on dating sites who listed themselves as average were overweight/chunky/fat (to him).

Fat is the new average.