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Old 11-30-2011, 11:34 PM   #46
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Queefs is where I draw the line!
Stewie feels the same way!
http://youtu.be/Y5oxC-U7Rxk
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Old 12-04-2011, 09:11 PM   #47
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If it just floats around,
then flush it on down.
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Old 12-06-2011, 11:51 AM   #48
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Whosdair- Don't waste that "good time" for the toilet!

Give her a "Chili Dog".... shit on her chest and then tit fuck!

That's partying- the lactose intolerant way!
Are you sure you are from earth? ewww no poopie allowed..
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Old 12-06-2011, 05:52 PM   #49
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Are you sure you are from earth? ewww no poopie allowed..
Of course, I'm from earth silly! And everyone poops!

If we ever meet, I'll save a special brown love nugget just for you!
(and with that line I go onto Tabie's permanent DNS list!)
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Old 12-07-2011, 07:52 AM   #50
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Keep in mind a condom can be used as a portable potty... A neat tidy package of poo can be hidden away until a more convenient time to dispose comes along
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Old 12-07-2011, 08:33 AM   #51
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errrrrr them piss n shit filled condoms are hell on the blade bushing of my lawn. As the shit lands on a passing cars windshield. Just sayin, not sayin its you throwing out a side window.
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Old 12-08-2011, 12:16 AM   #52
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gotta get ahold of these two http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=339220 years and years of shitting around each other..probably some valuable intell here..
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How would you put a turd in a condom? I would rather take my lumps from the provider for stincking up her bathroom.
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I had a date who forget to flush once, so when I went to throw the condom in the toilet I was met with a stinky surprise. Pun Intended.. So I sprayed air freshener, flushed and said nothing about it. If you gotta go you gotta go.
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Farts are nasty, but I like the sound of a girl queefing while i'm fucking her.
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When a fart becomes a loss of control: http://www.tuckermax.com/stories/tuc...oes-not-ensue/
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just tell the hooker you gotta taka poop man sence she may be in to it an do it quick cuz i was getin a 4 hand masage from to girls and hadto take a poop an lost allotta time man!
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Good point TM! Definitely make it quick. Time is money!

Also a tip for the newbies out there: DON'T WIPE!

I find most providers are agreeable to this, and it conveniently covers incriminating perfume scents.

And now you also have your alibi:
Tell the SO that you were doing prohibited substances behind the strip club and you shat your pants because the stuff was so good.

The SO would be none the wiser, and you're in the clear!
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If you stop up her toilet, you can call this guy...
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Forgive the bump...

I was recently with a provider who became afflicted with a bout of diarrhea. I couldn't help but laugh and think of this thread.

Served her right too! After donating thousands for our date, she tried to upcharge me $ for greek. I didn't have it on me just then, and she insisted I head to the ATM at that very moment!

I should have put an alert on her 'ass'.... for loose bowel movements! As a gentleman, I will offer her the opportunity to make it up to me first.
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