Number Two: how to politely shit at an incall

[Munchmasterman]

Originally Posted by mwebber

Whosdair- Don't waste that "good time" for the toilet!

Give her a "Chili Dog".... shit on her chest and then tit fuck!

That's partying- the lactose intolerant way!

I need a quick ruling on a "Chili Dog".

Does it have to be my shit?

Can it be her shit?

Butt since possession is 9/10ths of the law, isn't all of the shit hers anyways?

Can a random, happens-to-be-passing-by-guy/gal be delegated to shit? And of course ownership of the shit passes to her upon application of said same shit.

Beware of misnomers. A "skinless" wiener has skin and a "natural casing" wiener is wearing natural lamb.

[Munchmasterman]

Originally Posted by whosdair

Hijack my own thread here... How about sneaking a fart during bbj and blaming it on the fuckin dog!!

It would have to be a noisy BJ with lots of movement to dilute the concentration of the fart.

Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

can she sneak a fart in when your doing DATY, and you be ok with it ?? just asking

Queef yes.
Fart depends on whether I introduced the air which was then pushed out or..........
Nothing. It all depends on who she is.

See "She is so fine I would eat a yard of her shit, just to see where it came from!" for reference.

[offshoredrilling]

well my AFT Queef's sometimes. No problem there. And she has cut butt wind more than once. Once in mish, it was good for a giggle. Two times sitting on my face. my nose to bush was also good for a giggle. But the time nose to butt cheeks was hard to take. But I took it like a man and would not let her get up. She tried to get away, but she could not from my arms keeping her there. I just keep eating that pussy.

I only remember blowing wind once with a provider. getting a bj. "do that again boy, and I'm having a pork hot for lunch". I choose to move on to mish for my safty.

[guest032013]

Originally Posted by GP

I would like to nominate this as THE best thread EVER in the history of the entire internet!

I'd certainly consider this an influential thread, by ecce standard. Fascinating, provocative !!

[AdventureAdams]

I find queefing an embarrassing act it sounds too much like a fart and then you have to assure them " Oh that was just my pussy not my ass don't worry, we're good, get back down there!"

[offshoredrilling]

there has to be something wrong with a guy that can not tell a fart from a queef as he eating at the Y. just sayin

[GP]

I love the queef sound. I go for it as much as I can

[brutusbluto]

this thread has gone from shitty to flatulent...

[Guest120615-3]

Originally Posted by Munchmasterman

I need a quick ruling on a "Chili Dog".

Does it have to be my shit?

Can it be her shit?

Butt since possession is 9/10ths of the law, isn't all of the shit hers anyways?

Officially, the shit can belong to a 3rd party for a proper chili dog.

Funny, the rule book actually recommends the shit belong to someone who recently ate Mexican! Interesting.... I think a dog that just returned from Taco Bell works best.

And yes, the lady does take ownership of all the shit... along with the added mayonnaise topping.

[AdventureAdams]

Oh yeah, I make an effort not to take a shit when I am a guest in someone's home. But i will not freak out if I find that guest number 2'd at my incall. toilets of for shitting. as long as he flushes and takes a shower afterward i will not fret.

[Guest120615-3]

Farts and Poo: Air and waste products excreted out of the anus. Funny and necessary bodily functions.

Queefs: Expulsions of air out of the vaginal cavity. Disgusting and simply against the laws of nature!

Queefs is where I draw the line!

This thread is getting out of hand!!!

[AdventureAdams]

Originally Posted by mwebber

Farts and Poo: Air and waste products excreted out of the anus. Funny and necessary bodily functions.

Queefs: Expulsions of air out of the vaginal cavity. Disgusting and simply against the laws of nature!

Queefs is where I draw the line!

This thread is getting out of hand!!!

[NormalBob]

I wasn't going to touch this thread but today's cartoon was too perfect:

[Chloe]

NB whats 6 times 2 lol

[pyramider]

Answer: an upper decker