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Old 11-26-2011, 11:44 AM   #31
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Whosdair- Don't waste that "good time" for the toilet!

Give her a "Chili Dog".... shit on her chest and then tit fuck!

That's partying- the lactose intolerant way!
I need a quick ruling on a "Chili Dog".

Does it have to be my shit?

Can it be her shit?

Butt since possession is 9/10ths of the law, isn't all of the shit hers anyways?

Can a random, happens-to-be-passing-by-guy/gal be delegated to shit? And of course ownership of the shit passes to her upon application of said same shit.

Beware of misnomers. A "skinless" wiener has skin and a "natural casing" wiener is wearing natural lamb.
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Old 11-26-2011, 11:52 AM   #32
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Hijack my own thread here... How about sneaking a fart during bbj and blaming it on the fuckin dog!!
It would have to be a noisy BJ with lots of movement to dilute the concentration of the fart.
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can she sneak a fart in when your doing DATY, and you be ok with it ?? just asking
Queef yes.
Fart depends on whether I introduced the air which was then pushed out or..........
Nothing. It all depends on who she is.

See "She is so fine I would eat a yard of her shit, just to see where it came from!" for reference.
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Old 11-26-2011, 02:39 PM   #33
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well my AFT Queef's sometimes. No problem there. And she has cut butt wind more than once. Once in mish, it was good for a giggle. Two times sitting on my face. my nose to bush was also good for a giggle. But the time nose to butt cheeks was hard to take. But I took it like a man and would not let her get up. She tried to get away, but she could not from my arms keeping her there. I just keep eating that pussy.

I only remember blowing wind once with a provider. getting a bj. "do that again boy, and I'm having a pork hot for lunch". I choose to move on to mish for my safty.
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Old 11-26-2011, 02:53 PM   #34
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I would like to nominate this as THE best thread EVER in the history of the entire internet!

I'd certainly consider this an influential thread, by ecce standard. Fascinating, provocative !!
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I find queefing an embarrassing act it sounds too much like a fart and then you have to assure them " Oh that was just my pussy not my ass don't worry, we're good, get back down there!"
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Old 11-26-2011, 03:11 PM   #36
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there has to be something wrong with a guy that can not tell a fart from a queef as he eating at the Y. just sayin
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Old 11-26-2011, 03:17 PM   #37
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I love the queef sound. I go for it as much as I can
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Old 11-26-2011, 03:24 PM   #38
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this thread has gone from shitty to flatulent...
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Old 11-26-2011, 04:13 PM   #39
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I need a quick ruling on a "Chili Dog".

Does it have to be my shit?

Can it be her shit?

Butt since possession is 9/10ths of the law, isn't all of the shit hers anyways?
Officially, the shit can belong to a 3rd party for a proper chili dog.

Funny, the rule book actually recommends the shit belong to someone who recently ate Mexican! Interesting.... I think a dog that just returned from Taco Bell works best.

And yes, the lady does take ownership of all the shit... along with the added mayonnaise topping.
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Oh yeah, I make an effort not to take a shit when I am a guest in someone's home. But i will not freak out if I find that guest number 2'd at my incall. toilets of for shitting. as long as he flushes and takes a shower afterward i will not fret.
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Farts and Poo: Air and waste products excreted out of the anus. Funny and necessary bodily functions.

Queefs: Expulsions of air out of the vaginal cavity. Disgusting and simply against the laws of nature!

Queefs is where I draw the line!

This thread is getting out of hand!!!
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Old 11-26-2011, 10:45 PM   #42
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Farts and Poo: Air and waste products excreted out of the anus. Funny and necessary bodily functions.

Queefs: Expulsions of air out of the vaginal cavity. Disgusting and simply against the laws of nature!

Queefs is where I draw the line!

This thread is getting out of hand!!!
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I wasn't going to touch this thread but today's cartoon was too perfect:
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NB whats 6 times 2 lol
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