SUPER UBER ANNOUNCEMENT!

[T-Can]

First off, I dropped my phone down the toilet so that’s why I haven’t been answering any unsolicited texts from anybody wanting me to come see them - sorry, but feel free to start texting the hell outta me now!! My mom likes tomatoes!

NOW CHECK OUT THIS MAGIC - ALL OF IT!!!

First time ever!!! Me and Neotek are doing doubles! Yes, this guy - http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=56515 , http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=54778

UBER AWESOME!!!

We charge by the inch not the hour so it’s msog for however long!! Anything goes and WE mean anything!!! *giggles*

I’m more BFE, he is more PSE and together we are LSFJASKFDHHASEIHRIHASE!!!
Is Neotek gonna have to choke a bitch? Probably so!

We are not spinners but not quite BBW!

We need reviews!!!!! But no review specials so don’t ask!

But you can ask for the Four Amigo special - instead of doubles, we offer quadruples with a couple of our UTR friends! They offer the half off an inch special!

Discounts to midgets and anyone whose name is associated with a famous Sylvester Stallone character! Oh, and Kim Jong Il!


Catch us before we RETIRE!!

WE ARE YOUR NEW ATF! Or is it ATF’s or ATFs’?


WE ARE YOUR NEW ATFs’sss’!

[Brooke Cumsalot]

do i get a p411 discount?? hehehe love yall!!
brooke

[fun.time.hobbyist]

Crap, I missed that part of the night. Either that or I really was bombed out of my mind.

[curiousbill101]

Haha..uber funny!

[Randy4Candy]

uber-doobie-doo!!!

Let me know how it goes because I'm thinking about offering specials on the inverse.

[lisa.lisa0302]

Do i get a discount if i cum too fast......just saying


Sign me up!!!!



LMAO!!!!!!!

[w900l]

Originally Posted by Brooke Cumsalot

do i get a p411 discount?? hehehe love yall!!
brooke

Brooke, CanDo didn't said anything about being on P411 so I think the answer would be, no discount for you!!! HAHAHAHA

[Caliban]

Y'all should make sure to get a P411 account ASAP. It makes screening so much faster! Ha ha.

Are you going to offer incalls at the infamous ninja kitties dojo? If you do, I predict it will soon rival the Playboy Mansion's grotto.

[Guest071613-2]

Oh I am so in! I hope your rates are reasonable; I spent all my money on strippers and booze last night and I'm probably going to be eating Ramen for a while.

Just do me a favor and don't use the term "candies" or "roses" in your ads when talking about donations. I swear I will pay you in Skittles/flowers if you do.

About to text the Hell outta you now that your phone has dried out....

[Int3rested]

Are the ATFsss guaranteed?

[Guest062912]

Oh my. Congratulations! You boys have just offered yourselves up as revenge fodder to every provider with a grudge or annoyance against a hobbyist, ever. So, thanks for that! Personally, I plan to put you through a special level of hell. It will start with useless, uninformative and slightly insulting texting at 1-4am consisting of astounding eloquence equal to "hi sexxxy! U avail 2nite? Btw, nice azz!" Expect to receive about 3 follow-up texts over the next 10 minutes letting you know that I'm really looking forward to hearing back from you, and I really need some company tonight so get back to me ASAP! Should you be foolish enough to respond, I will then berate you with gross and insulting compliments, special requests to shove odd foreign objects in various orifices, demand a discount, ignore your repeated requests for references (I have board presence, after all. Shouldn't that be enough?), ask you repeatedly exactly what you plan to do to me, and eventually cave and send you 1 reference that I saw 3 years ago. If you've made it this far, I will then schedule an appointment with you, continue to berate you with texts, pictures of a giant cock (what? you guys don't like that? huh... go figure), and eventually NCNS you. I will apologize profusely the next day, I was so excited to see you that I was speeding and got pulled over! Jail wasn't so bad (who knew unpaid tickets turn into warrants?), but I'm out now and dying to meet you! I will even grace you with my presence this time, but I'm not going to wash the jail off, first. I'm sure you're used to it by now, anyway. Oh, and there's monopoly money in the envelope, in case you were wondering. Good luck, guys! Welcome to my world. :P

xoxo,

Traci

[guest010712]

Originally Posted by CanDo01

We charge by the inch not the hour

Dude...that's gonna make me a HDH. I'm not sure they'll be able to afford me at those rates.

[Little Stevie]

But I'm in for our debut at La 2X Bare.

TFF, CanDo01!



the four amigos laughing their asses off.

Does your avatar ever participate? I mean he could probably outlick cpi3000 for just a small helping of Kibbles and Bits. Oh, and my guide dog always jumps up and humps my computer when I read your posts.

Can I help put the "squiggley" symbols in the next ad?

Like (.)(.) and OtHEr tHIngS oUr gIrLS/cLiEnTs miGHt LiKe ????????????
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XOXOXOX Muah

[T-Can]

Originally Posted by Neotek

Dude...that's gonna make me a HDH. I'm not sure they'll be able to afford me at those rates.

It evens us out Neotek - it will move me to SW status!

TFF, Traci - I didn't know I was that bad.

Int3ested, yes once you see my sweet ass! It's not as sweet as PPE's though.

We are in the process of forming our own verification site and we are going to call it...............
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wait for it.........................



P511 - because 5 is better than 4, right?


Brooke, I accidentally left you out of the discount - you get one if I can call you Brookie during the session while Neotek has you in his patented choke hold. He is total PSE!

Dannie, we will not charge by roses or candies - we charge in tomatoes. Like I said, my mom likes tomatoes.

Caliban, NKD is our incall!

fth, you didn't miss anything......yet

[T-Can]

Originally Posted by Little Stevie

Can I help put the "squiggley" symbols in the next ad?

Like (.)(.) and OtHEr tHIngS oUr gIrLS/cLiEnTs miGHt LiKe ????????????
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Yes LS, I'm not suppose to post this but we are in the process of looking for new "mangement".