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offshoredrilling · 01-30-2011, 06:56 PM

this

going to go

for a baby setter to read me a

. My pacifier is only a inch. But I'll let her use it for free, if she lets me at her pacifiers!!!!!! she can charge daddy anything she wants. That's between them. just as long as no

that's not mine, gets on my pacifier.

edit: errr rats "that phone mail box is full" Guess I'll keep watching the nothing bowl. At least there are some cheerleaders. There will not be any at the supper bowl. Or is that super. Na supper. It's the one that's hurt that keeps calling. But I will not charge her for my time. It makes her feel better, and less lonely to talk to me.

Chloe · 01-30-2011, 10:15 PM

Since this thread has become absurd, so will I! I will stay on topic as well

Note to self . . . start coming up with new, silly, creative specials that rhyme

- Pay by the inch, it's such a cinch and your wallet it may just not pinch.

- A minute man? This is the one! Your refunds from uncle sam may get used for some fun! Pay by the minute and you will see, your shorter time is a lesser fee!

offshoredrilling · 01-30-2011, 10:28 PM

after all, its suppose to be fun

wlhrgfan · 01-31-2011, 06:59 AM

If you have the skills...that pay the Bills...then keep havin those Thrills!!!

NormalBob · 01-31-2011, 09:40 AM

She charged by the centimeter,
He was sad because he was hung,
The largest of any group he was among,
He asked for a discount just to eat her,
But she said no boy, you ain't gonna meter.

offshoredrilling · 01-31-2011, 10:15 AM

I wish to make a rhyme
I have no problem with paying
but what rhymes with inch
Its not what I want to saying
But the after I say it
I will still be just a average guy
So just pay the !!!!!