Sneaux-pocalypse!!

[dezperado]

The impending wintery storm may well spell doom for us all. I am offering my shelter to up to 3 ladies. I will pay you for one hour service, with the understanding that soon conditions will become arctic anarchy, and our society will descend into chaos. I have food, supplies, shelter and safety precautions in place. Please don't miss out on this potentially life saving opportunity. I will be screening qualified applicants through tonite...

(BTW: this IS meant to be funny...but hey, I mite wouldn't mind shacking up for an ice storm party...)

[giantbourbon]

[chellachella]

Only if you have fire wood lol, cant find any on the northshore, and that fella who always sells it out the back of his truck was nowhere to be found today.

[dezperado]

i got good wood baby!!

[chellachella]

I dont think you want me to light a fire to that kinda wood do ya?

QUOTE=dezperado;1054897837]i got good wood baby!![/QUOTE]

[Nicolet]

If my well freezes like the last time, I may take you up on that!

[dezperado]

i will awaken the fire in your loins my sweetness! (I've been watching too much Game of Thrones re-runs lately

[dezperado]

"winter is cumming"

[When You Are Ready]

I hope its better than this shelter.

[heidilynnla]

Any excuse for a party! Hurricane party, sleet party, sex party...
I'm sure the weathermen know much more than I do, I just can't believe everyone is preparing to shut the city down. Entergy is warning of possible 3-4 day power outages. Ugh. I have both central heat and some old gas ceramic wall heaters but I don't know how those bitches work!
I'll need someone to light my pilots, lol.

[ESwho'snext?]

Originally Posted by heidilynnla

I'll need someone to light my pilots, lol.

It won't be in time for the weather. But I can light your fire as soon as I get home

[Old Horn Dog]

Originally Posted by Nicolet

If my well freezes like the last time, I may take you up on that!

Did you leave the water on @ a fast drip or trickle? Double-entendres aside, that's usually the way to prevent freezing pipes is if the water is running, even if very slowly. I know you had some water freeze last time. Good luck!

[lat]

Try Hyw 41 if you are comming toward Bush there are two guys on the right side of the road headed north just about an mile or toe past that family dollar store .
If not I have plenty ! Lol... But I don't think my wife would like me giving it away . But PM me I know a lot of guys that might still have some if you want to make the drive past Sun .

[chellachella]

Thanks Lat, I just woke up and might take a short ride. Bush is about 30 minutes away. I know there is a place off 190 in Lacombe I might try. You know all the rich folks here have probably bought it all up haha. Im starting to pack today for my move and figured if the electric goes out Ill start burning stuff I dont need. Thats the redneck way--going back to my roots lmao.

And again, thank you sweets, Ive heard good things about you. All the good ones are married...

[lat]

Thanks sugar .... I try to be a gentleman in every way , that's the way I was raised .