The Lunch Order
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the
waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous
waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit
came to his table and asked if he was ready to order,
"What would you like, sir?"
He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top
to bottom, then answers, "A quickie."
The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.
After she regains her composure she returns and asks again,
"What would you like, sir?"
This time, without giving her the once over look or looking
at her at all, the man again answers,"a quickie, please."
This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him
across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers to the puzzled man,
"Um, Buddy, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."
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