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Old 01-05-2014, 12:27 PM   #1
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Default 4 Things I Learned from the Worst Online Dating Profile Ever

4 Things I Learned from the Worst Online Dating Profile Ever

http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-things...-profile-ever/

This is a pretty funny article by a woman who decided to see if she could make up a dating profile for a beautiful woman so HORRENDOUS that guys would be repelled. She made this fake profile with pictures of a model friend of hers, and guys flocked to her, even though she appeared to be vain and shallow and cruel and a gold digger.

Men are sluts.
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Old 01-05-2014, 01:00 PM   #2
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I guess I don't understand what she was trying prove. She made an account of a hot girl that mentions casual sex as one of her interests (surrounded with a bunch of useless crap) and is surprised that a bunch of guys try to hit her up for sex? It's online dating.. all you need is a pretty face and vagina to be successful.
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Old 01-05-2014, 01:05 PM   #3
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Yes. We are sluts. But the journalist made the profile too obviously fake. No guy would think that profile was for real... for a woman honestly looking for a good man for a good relationship.

The only conclusion that one could draw from that profile, is that it's either for a prostitute (no offense intended ladies), or it's for one of those porn sites. Both of which stir up the interest of most guys on a dating site.
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Old 01-05-2014, 03:59 PM   #4
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She didn't finish the story, how many guys did she meet, and how much did she make.
We know all the guys were sweethearts, and only wanted to be her friend.
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4 Things I Learned from the Worst Online Dating Profile Ever

http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-things...-profile-ever/

This is a pretty funny article by a woman who decided to see if she could make up a dating profile for a beautiful woman so HORRENDOUS that guys would be repelled. She made this fake profile with pictures of a model friend of hers, and guys flocked to her, even though she appeared to be vain and shallow and cruel and a gold digger.

Men are sluts.

Once, I got a quiz from a girl for a possible date. A couple of the questions were:
Do you have hair growing out of my nose?
Do you normally have bad breath?

I answered yes to both questions.
I thought, if the quiz is a joke, why not treat it like a joke?

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Old 01-05-2014, 04:38 PM   #6
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Once, I got a quiz from a girl for a possible date. A couple of the questions were:
Do you have hair growing out of my nose?
Do you normally have bad breath?

I answered yes to both questions.
So, how was the date with her?
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Old 01-06-2014, 10:33 AM   #7
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I answered yes to both questions.
I thought, if the quiz is a joke, why not treat it like a joke?[/INDENT]
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If I know a lady is a joke, before I ask her out; I don't ask her out. i.e., Don't date a joke.

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LOL ok well that was a good read thanks for sharing it
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