What is the best or craziest voice mail you have ever had

[bigryan222]

Now that some ahole decided to ruin the titty thread by showing his how about letting us know what the best voicemail you have ever received was (adult in nature is preferred)

Mine was I had sent a girl I had seen a couple times a text asking if I could see her soon maybe at 9-10 at night. At 1:30 AM I got a call that work me up but I didnt get a chance to get to it before it went to voice mail. And the voicemail contents were ...

"I hope you are getting the blowjob you deserve, bye." I called her back immediately and she may have stayed the night

I saved that voicemail and it brings a smile to my face every time I come across it even after a couple years.

[BigDeal]

Hate it when people do that.....bastard!

[Guest041216]

lmao oh now thats nice!! Mine will have to be the time I had a gentleman call me that I was meeting and he called to tell me he was at the door but I was already standing by the door when he said he pulled in the parking lot (phone was on silent so I didnt hear it ring) anyways lol got him excited at the door and he still had his phone on my voicemail til we were done hahahaha I heard it all!

[BottomFeederKC]

I once received a cold-call SMS outta the blue at 7:00 AM:

"Hi! I have never met you before but I'm available today, sweetie!" (doesn't leave her name. Duh.)

I never called or replied. No idea who she was.

7.5 minutes later I got another SMS message from the same number:

"Don't call or text this number ever again. I have retired."

Alrighty then.

I finally figured out who it was a couple days later with the help of my friends. Extra credit if you can guess who it was.

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

Originally Posted by BottomFeederKC

"I have retired."
Extra credit if you can guess who it was.

Well, that certainly narrows it down!

[DestinyInKC]

LOL that is SO FUNNY. My guess is... Hunny Bunny?

[bigryan222]

Originally Posted by BottomFeederKC

I once received a cold-call SMS outta the blue at 7:00 AM:

"Hi! I have never met you before but I'm available today, sweetie!" (doesn't leave her name. Duh.)

I never called or replied. No idea who she was.

7.5 minutes later I got another SMS message from the same number:

"Don't call or text this number ever again. I have retired."

Alrighty then.

I finally figured out who it was a couple days later with the help of my friends. Extra credit if you can guess who it was.