No shit

[40bows]

How do you tell a provider that they should wipe there ass better cause when you are taking them from behind you smell shit

[Lexxxy]

Ewwwwww!! O_o yuckadoo!
Maybe you are such a manly beast that you were giving it to her so good and hard that you knocked the wind out of her? *giggles*

[40bows]

That is some funny shit lol can't wait to see you

[offshoredrilling]

errr fucking puppy

as wiping will never remove all scent. You could ask "join me in a shower or tub".

mmmmm so I guess I have to ask errrr rats I don't want to. ohhhh what the fuck.

did you see shit?????

[40bows]

No poop and yea I am a puppy Still scared to ask for things I like. No balls hung like a porn start just no balls but getting there.

[Vern0065]

Damn thats a good one not sure how too ask that question?? Hmmm just say "baby I love your added scent today, but maybe next time can you remove the dingle berries from your ass before I see you"!!! Then say please and of course thank you!!!

[40bows]

LMFAO

[offshoredrilling]

hay no problem. I have one that has farted during 69 or sitting on my face with a view of her back a few times. mmmm I best be careful, she getting to the age you can't trust a fart. taint a perfect world. I would not want to live in a perfect world.
errr so I let a lot of things errr pass


mmmmmm How many times have you seen this lass???

[40bows]

Private sry

[offshoredrilling]

Can't wait till whod....... and a few others find this thread

[guest032013]

Refer to thread #2... I'd certainly dump at her incall, for starters. From now on its laxatives and Viagra, 2 piece and a biscuit! Peace

[Tatiana M.]

40 bows, did this really happen to you? Or are you just pulling our legs?
Anyway, for something like this, the best way to deal with a smelly provider would be honesty. No beating around the bush, oh no. You have to be straight up honest. I believe that is someone smells, they might not know they smell. I mean, if they did know, wouldn't they fix it? So they probably just aren't aware they smell. Be firm, but polite at the same time. Say this: honey, I think your a sexy lady. But there is nothing like a freshly showered womans' body that turns me on to the core! Do you think you could jump in the shower, lather up that sexy body of yours real good, so I can lick every inch of you?

-40Bows, good luck. I hope I've been helpful.

[The Drummer]

Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

errr fucking puppy

as wiping will never remove all scent. You could ask "join me in a shower or tub".

mmmmm so I guess I have to ask errrr rats I don't want to. ohhhh what the fuck.

did you see shit?????

Shower or tub? What about your power washer?

[40bows]

You where helpful I just don't want to Hurt her feelings and yes it happened but I am going to go with what you said cause it is the truth I do want to taste her whole body TY tatiana

[BfloEd]

It's a good thing you weren't rimming her. That would be another way of getting shit-faced.