Willard shows his willy at theater

[JD Barleycorn]

Cosmically powered movie star Fred Willard is up to his genitals in trouble.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...e-theatre.html

[joe bloe]

This guy is 78 years old. It must be a combination of testosterone therapy and Viagra. Paul Ruebens, aka Pee-wee Herman, got busted for this a few years ago.

With his money, and all the great looking providers in LA, you'd think he could find a more pleasant way to get off.

[TexasT]

Wikipedia has him listed as 72 years old. That information plus $2.00 will get you a cup of coffee at Starbucks.

I doubt I'll be cruising adult theatres at that age, but then again, I've never made a whole lot of movies and money. Why risk it, especially with a well-known face? A smart man with his resources would have just paid $10,000 to the star of whatever movie he was watching and had her come over to his place.

[CuteOldGuy]

If I can still get it up at age 72 or 78, I'll be wanting to show everyone, too.

[i'va biggen]

Heck I thought you were 80.....

[CuteOldGuy]

Shhhh!! Damn you, Ekim! Damn you to hell!

[WTF]

Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

If I can still get it up at age 72 or 78, I'll be wanting to show everyone, too.

[CuteOldGuy]

Why does it make me uncomfortable to have WTF respond to that post? Just kind of creepy.

[cptjohnstone]

Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

If I can still get it up at age 72 or 78, I'll be wanting to show everyone, too.

that reminds me when I got divorced, I told my golfing buddy's she is going have start giving bj's again but then I find out she married a guy 72, she was 60, so I guess still no bj's


I thought that is what you do in adult movie theaters

[CuteOldGuy]

Who reported this? Who attends a porn movie, and is offended when someone reacts exactly how the movie wants you to react?

And what is he doing in a theater? He doesn't need prosecution. He needs education, like how to search the internet.

[gnadfly]

You mean its illegal to jerk off in a porn theater? Oh fuck, oh fuck. What's the statue of limitations on this?

[acp5762]

Originally Posted by gnadfly

You mean its illegal to jerk off in a porn theater? Oh fuck, oh fuck. What's the statue of limitations on this?

That would vary, but in your case probably two minutes, lol.

[gnadfly]

How many quarters is that ac? Or are you on the other side of the gloryhole?

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by joe bloe

This guy is 78 years old. It must be a combination of testosterone therapy and Viagra. Paul Ruebens, aka Pee-wee Herman, got busted for this a few years ago.

With his money, and all the great looking providers in LA, you'd think he could find a more pleasant way to get off.

You are getting old. A few years ago? More like 21 years ago. He was banking big money with Pee Wees Playhouse. If I recall he was spancking it to a terrible movie called Tiger Shark. It took Reubens several years to begin to recover.

[I B Hankering]

Alleged weenie wacker Fred Willard may NOT have broken the lewd conduct law ... even if he DID masturbate in an adult movie theater.

Here's the long and short of it -- In California, it's not automatically illegal to masturbate in a public place like a movie theater ... it's ONLY illegal if the act occurs within eye-shot of people who "might be offended." That's the law, folks.

So how does Willard beat the rap? Allow us to make the argument.

Willard's alleged act occurred in a XXX theater, notorious for showing hardcore porno films to patrons who show up to get off.

There were 4 other movie-goers in the house when cops busted Willard -- 4 patrons in a dark, dank theater doing God knows what. It's a safe bet they weren't particularly offended. And if they say they were, good luck to them on cross examination.

So Willard had NO REASON to believe anyone there would get their nose out of joint by a little self knob-polishing ... therefore, the lewd conduct law doesn't apply to him. NOT GUILTY.

Willard's attorney, Paul Takakjian, has already gone on record, saying the 78-year-old actor "did nothing in any violation of any law" ... and he may be right.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/07/19/fred-w...urbation-laws/