Moving To Vegas
I came home work and found that my wife had packed all of her personal things. She was very excited and had several suitcases on the bed and was hastily filling them with her clothes. When I asked her what she was doing, she quickly replied that she was leaving me and moving to Las Vegas.
The leaving me part didn’t bother me, but I couldn’t figure why she had chosen Vegas as her new home. I asked her…. Why Vegas? She looked at me and told me that she had been told that the women in Las Vegas were being paid $200 for sex there.
I calmly walked to my closet, found my suitcase, laid it on the bed and started filling it with my clothes. She looked at me funny and asked me what I was doing? I looked at her and told her that I was going with her! She said WHAT? Why in the world would you want to go with me? I just smiled and said, Because I have got to see how you intend to live on $400 a year! ..... Wink
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