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05-14-2012, 06:13 PM
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shit gettin real
And by that I mean that I am drunkenly posting a free for all thread while I wait for my bartender to get off work.
I'm also realizing that this should be in Sandbox.
Dd
Soooo.....hobby related...........do you think you ATF would fall for your fave pick up line and what is it?
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05-14-2012, 06:38 PM
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Join Date: Feb 25, 2011
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I suck at these...but no she wouldnt...unless Im paying her
But I had a line that worked a few times......
walk up...whisper...."Im mad at you!"
She says "WHAT?"
I repeat the phrase..and she says "WHY?"
I say "You havent danced with me yet"
At this point she kicks me in the balls or falls for it...usually its the balls
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05-14-2012, 06:47 PM
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Join Date: May 9, 2012
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Naw, reeks of desperation...although Big Deal's was pretty mild and relatively smooth.
It usually gets you laughed at unless you play it right. Get to know her first for a bit and then match her brand of humor to a line. Only angling for a laugh if course, which is the best way to get a woman in bed...make her laugh.
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05-14-2012, 07:17 PM
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Join Date: Mar 29, 2010
Location: Kansas City
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"Do you cum here often?" pointing to my penis.
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05-14-2012, 07:48 PM
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I'd like you to meet my friends George, Abe, Andy and Ben.....
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05-14-2012, 07:49 PM
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Join Date: Apr 19, 2010
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Will your husband or best boyfriend flip out if I ask you to have a drink with me.
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05-14-2012, 08:25 PM
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Join Date: Jan 20, 2012
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Want to get a pizza and fuck?
She might go for it. But it would have to be damn good pizza.
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05-14-2012, 08:55 PM
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Premium Access
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Edit: Nevermind, misread the original post.
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05-14-2012, 09:00 PM
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The only reason I would kick you out of the bedroom is to do you in the bathroom.
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05-14-2012, 09:08 PM
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This face is leaving in 5 minutes and wants you on it.
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05-14-2012, 11:31 PM
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I like "hi".
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05-15-2012, 01:05 PM
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This face is leaving in 5 minutes and wants you on it.
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LOL. I likey!
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05-15-2012, 01:59 PM
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I"ll call you.
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05-15-2012, 02:48 PM
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Join Date: Apr 6, 2011
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Anything for SG
Aren't you one of the ladies from "Deal or No Deal"?
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05-16-2012, 02:43 PM
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Hey! I think I know her!
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