10 Acceptable uses of the "F" word

[Guest041315]

The ten times when using the "f" word was perfectly acceptable:

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." - Osama bin Laden, November 2001

2. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo,1566

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

4. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1999

5. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 495 BC

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

8. "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

9. "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

10. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"- Custer, 1877

[Marcus78]

LOL Michelangelo is the best! I don't get the Pythagoras one. I'm assuming you're talking about the Pythagorean theorem creator, but he died in 495 BC.

[Guest041315]

Originally Posted by Marcus78

LOL Michelangelo is the best! I don't get the Pythagoras one. I'm assuming you're talking about the Pythagorean theorem creator, but he died in 495 BC.

Thanks. I was only off by a few hundred years. Math wasn't my strongest subject. Actually, I don't think any of them were my strongest subject.