Soon Valentine's day will be upon us where the woman in a relationship will receive flowers, be taken to a nice dinner and get a gift of jewerly. Then there is her birthday, again flowers, dinner and jewerly. Christmas - usually again jewerly. If she's a mom, for Mother's Day, a nice dinner - paid for by dad, flowers and jewerly that dad buys for the kids to give.
The man? Valentine's Day - a sentimental card. Birthday - maybe a power tool and a dinner, where he buys. Christmas usually involves a tie. Father's Day again usually involves a tie or some Old Spice and dinner - which he cooks on the grill.
So to even out the holidays, I proclaim this to be National Blow Job Day! This day will fall on every Super Bowl Sunday and the BJ - BBBJNQCIMNS - should be given at half-time! If the man's team loses, a 2nd BJ should be given immediately after the game to help "ease his pain."
National BJ DAY!
