well! many of  TWK's picks are a dogshit taco this week .. because no one knows when it's ..
UPSET SATURDAY!!!!
there's always at 
least one every season 
Fri, 10/4, 8:00 PM CDT

Syracuse
Orange
3-1 

(25) UNLV
Rebels
4-0 
Odds: UNLV-6.5
O/U58.5
TV: FS1
WINNER: Syraclosers
today they are winners by upsetting UNLV
Final OT

Syracuse
Orange
44 

(25) UNLV
Rebels
41 
this was a good very close game but UNLV did go down in the end. 
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Fri, 10/4, 8:00 PM CDT

Michigan State
Spartans
3-2 

(6) Oregon
Ducks
4-0 
Odds: ORE-23.5
O/U52.5
TV: FOX
WINNER: NIKE Rubber Duckies
don't choke and drown in the bathtub rubber dickies bababaaa
Final

Michigan State
Spartans
10 

(6) Oregon
Ducks
31 
Rubber Ducks float away from Sparty as expected. Duckies easily survive Upset Saturday 
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Sat, 10/5, 11:00 AM CDT

UCLA
Bruins
1-3 

(7) Penn State
Nittany Lions
4-0 
Odds: PSU-27.5
O/U46.5
TV: FOX
WINNER: JoePa Lions 
if Franklin blows this game in Happy Valley the ghost of JoePa will haunt him BAHHAA
Final

UCLA
Bruins
11 

(7) Penn State
Nittany Lions
27 
about right. the Lions seem to start slow on offense. they might want to fix that ASAP
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Sat, 10/5, 11:00 AM CDT

(9) Missouri
Tigers
4-0 

(25) Texas A&M
Aggies
4-1 
Odds: TAMU-2.5
O/U48.5
TV: ABC
WINNER: Mizzu
if Mizzu is a real player they kick the faggys in the nuts in their house BAHHAAA
Final

(9) Missouri
Tigers
10 

(25) Texas A&M
Aggies
41 
equal parts Upset Saturday and A&M is "little brother" to my Longhorns 
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Sat, 10/5, 11:00 AM CDT

SMU
Mustangs
4-1 

(22) Louisville
Cardinals
3-1 
Odds: LOU-6.5
O/U56.5
TV: ESPN
WINNER: Cards
betting that my Cards bounce back and win in their house GO CARDS!!
Final

SMU
Mustangs
34 

(22) Louisville
Cardinals
27 
BAH! bad call on a "non-fumble" gave SMU their chance to win at the end of the game
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Sat, 10/5, Time: TBD

(15) Clemson
Tigers
3-1 

Florida State
Seminoles
1-4 
Odds: CLEM-14.5
O/U47.5
TV: ESPN
WINNER: Dabo Tigers
what a game this might have been. now it should be a easy W for Clemson
Final

(15) Clemson
Tigers
29 

Florida State
Seminoles
13 
wasn't as close as the score indicates. Clemson dominated the game 
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Sat, 10/5, Time: TBD

(4) Tennessee
Volunteers
4-0 

Arkansas
Razorbacks
3-2 
Odds: TENN-13.5
O/U58.5
TV: ESPN
WINNER: The Other UT
if the Vols are players for the SEC title .. they DO NOT let the piggies win
Final

(4) Tennessee
Volunteers
14 

Arkansas
Razorbacks
19 
another victim of upset Saturday. and i also hate the piggies the other UT blew it
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Sat, 10/5, 2:30 PM CDT

(23) Indiana
Hoosiers
5-0 

Northwestern
Wildcats
2-2 
Odds: IND-13.5
O/U41.5
TV: BTN
WINNER: Indiana 
Cignetti has IU 5-0 since 1957. the last time they won the BIG10 and played in the RoseBowl
Final

(23) Indiana
Hoosiers
41 

Northwestern
Wildcats
24 
if IU finishes strong Curt Cignetti will be National Coach of the Year. 
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Sat, 10/5, 2:30 PM CDT

Iowa
Hawkeyes
3-1 

(3) Ohio State
Buckeyes
4-0 
Odds: OSU-19.5
O/U45.5
TV: CBS
WINNER: Brutus BuckTard
i HATE Iowa and Ferentz. kick his ass Brutus Bucktard!! baahhaha
Final

Iowa
Hawkeyes
7 

(3) Ohio State
Buckeyes
35 
the BuckTards didn't get the "Upset Saturday" memo and crush the bum at Iowa BAHAA
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Sat, 10/5, 2:30 PM CDT

Auburn
Tigers
2-3 

(5) Georgia
Bulldogs
3-1 
Odds: UGA-24.5
O/U52.5
TV: ABC
WINNER: UGA
after the Bama loss UGA needs to .. JUST WIN THIS GAME!!!
Final

Auburn
Tigers
13 

(5) Georgia
Bulldogs
31 
yep! UGA wins easy. even better still on "Upset Saturday" well done UGA
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Sat, 10/5, 2:30 PM CDT

(12) Ole Miss
Rebels
4-1 

South Carolina
Gamecocks
3-1 
Odds: MISS-9.5
O/U53.5
TV: ESPN
WINNER: Lame KiffyTard
betting Lame Kiffy doesn't get upset two weeks in a row. or he does. BAHHA
Final

(12) Ole Miss
Rebels
27 

South Carolina
Gamecocks
3 
Lame Kiffy rolls over the cocks to keep in the game .. the SEC/CFP title game. 
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Sat, 10/5, 3:15 PM CDT

(1) Alabama
Crimson Tide
4-0 

Vanderbilt
Commodores
2-2 
Odds: ALA-23.5
O/U55.5
TV: SECN
WINNER: DeBoer Tide
NO WAY BAMA LOSES THIS GAME Lock of the day. book it Danno!! 
Final

(1) Alabama
Crimson Tide
35 

Vanderbilt
Commodores
40 
did i say LOCK?? a LOCK to get upset! the BIG ONE of Upset Saturday #1 goes down!!
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Sat, 10/5, 6:00 PM CDT

Utah State
Aggies
1-3 

(21) Boise State
Broncos
3-1 
Odds: BSU-26.5
O/U66.5
TV: FS2
WINNER: Boise Smurfs
roll smurfies roll! BAHAAAA
Final

Utah State
Aggies
30 

(21) Boise State
Broncos
62 
Surmfies offense looks like .. Surmfies of their glory days. beware the Broncos!!  
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Sat, 10/5, 6:30 PM CDT

Baylor
Bears
2-3 

(16) Iowa State
Cyclones
4-0 
Odds: ISU-11.5
O/U45
TV: FOX
WINNER: Iowa State
FYI not a good time to get eaten by the lowly Bears. told U. don't fuck up Cyclones
Final

Baylor
Bears
21 

(16) Iowa State
Cyclones
43 
Baylor sucks welcome to the hot seat Dave Aranda. Iowa State looks good so far. 
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Sat, 10/5, 6:30 PM CDT

(11) USC
Trojans
3-1 

Minnesota
Golden Gophers
2-3 
Odds: USC-8.5
O/U51.5
TV: BTN
WINNER: CondomHeads
tough call here. no love for USC but just can't see the upset here. even if i'd enjoy it
Final

(11) USC
Trojans
17 

Minnesota
Golden Gophers
24 
i will enjoy it! another victim of Upset Saturday .. their condoms broke BAHAAA
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Sat, 10/5, 6:30 PM CDT

(10) Michigan
Wolverines
4-1 

Washington
Huskies
3-2 
Odds: UW-2.5
O/U41.5
TV: NBC
WINNER: WolverTards
UM has the second best loss in the nation so far (Texas) don't get a lousy loss UM
Final

(10) Michigan
Wolverines
17 

Washington
Huskies
27 
shoulda seen this one even without Upset Saturday. UM suxs on offense. 
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Sat, 10/5, 9:30 PM CDT

(8) Miami (FL)
Hurricanes
5-0 

California
Golden Bears
3-1 
Odds: MIA-10.5
O/U54.5
TV: ESPN
WINNER: Convicts
if the Convicts want to be contenders they win a tough road game 
Final

(8) Miami (FL)
Hurricanes
39 

California
Golden Bears
38 
this was a wild game! congrats Convicts you avoid Upset Saturday .. by1 point lol 
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