Funny quotes

[Ava_LaRue]

Saw these quotes earlier today and thought they were too funny to not share!

"Men suddenly turn into hairstylists when they're getting a blowjob."

"If you don't believe in male privilege, let me remind you that boner pills are available at every convenience store. You know what happens if a woman can't get aroused? Chad spits on our vagina, that's what."

"Day 634 without sex: heard a guy at the dog park say "who's a good girl?" and I answered "me, Daddy."

Hope these make you smile! 🙂

[Just a normal guy]

Them are too funny, especially the hairstylist! Keep them cumming lol

[Ava_LaRue]

A few more...

"Eating turkey bacon is like getting a blowjob, except on your elbow."

"Look, we're either having a Nerf gun war or we're having sex. It's Nerf or nuttin'."

"Watching porn and the guy put a flower in the girl's hair while she was giving him a blowjob. Don't tell me romance is dead."

[just_a_guy71108]

It don't matter how deep a furrow you plow,it's how long you stay in the field.

Here's to heat. Not the heat that ignites and burns down shanties but the heat that excites and pulls down panties.

[Ava_LaRue]

Originally Posted by just_a_guy71108

It don't matter how deep a furrow you plow,it's how long you stay in the field.

Here's to heat. Not the heat that ignites and burns down shanties but the heat that excites and pulls down panties.

Oooh, those are good!

[just_a_guy71108]

Laughing is good and pointing is ok, just not at the same time.

I'm not as good as I once was but I am as good once as I ever was.