Swinger's club experiences

[DallasBella]

Has anyone ever encountered someone they knew unexpectedly at one of the clubs? If so, what happened ?
(I have posted before that while out with a client we spotted his parents. Went back to the hotel! hahaha)

[mtabsw]

Originally Posted by DallasBella

Has anyone ever encountered someone they knew unexpectedly at one of the clubs? If so, what happened ?
(I have posted before that while out with a client we spotted his parents. Went back to the hotel! hahaha)

I missed that post - but what a lead-in to some really bad jokes

• Hey mom - I didn't know the carpet matched the drapes!
• Lordy boy - you didn't get that dick from your daddy!
• Dad - if you ask me to swap one more time, I'm calling DFPS
• Bella I'll call you "Sis" while Dad and I spit roast you - it'll get a zillion hits on Pornhub!

[VeryClean]

Originally Posted by mtabsw

I missed that post - but what a lead-in to some really bad jokes

• Hey mom - I didn't know the carpet matched the drapes!
• Lordy boy - you didn't get that dick from your daddy!
• Dad - if you ask me to swap one more time, I'm calling DFPS
• Bella I'll call you "Sis" while Dad and I spit roast you - it'll get a zillion hits on Pornhub!

Haha I spit out my coffee while reading that! So funny!

[pmdelites]

i took a provider friend to a swingers club - her first time ever.
i had given her about a week to decide if she wanted to do that - no pressure on my part as i had been to a club about 1/2 dozen times.

her cousin, his gf, and their coupled friends were on the next couch near the dance flor area!!!

at first, she freaked! but then she introduced me as her friend and we all shot the breeze for a while.
i think it was their first tine, too.

afterwards, we went into the semi-private area to suck & fuck. the area where there are sheer curtains. while she was CGing nme, some jackass opened the curtains, stared, then closed them when we both said "hey buddy, closed curtains means private."
she freaked again and said "i cant do this. let's go!". we did, went back to her place, and she finished what she started.
we havent returned to a swingers club since.

[ProFun]

Your story about the parents is an all time great.