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08-08-2019, 05:19 AM
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Join Date: Sep 29, 2012
Location: Slutsville, TX
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Meant to be a Fun participation threAD for the Ladies and Men...
The Men are to respond with a continuation to, “If I had a pussy...”
and the Ladies are to respond with a continuation to, “If I had a dick...”
I will start...
If I had a pussy, I’d charge $1000/hr for this shit, did anyone think Manny wouldn’t have GPS?!
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08-08-2019, 05:59 AM
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Join Date: Feb 24, 2011
Location: Balls Deep
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If I had a BRAIN, I would have chosen a wiser hobby.
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08-08-2019, 06:02 AM
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Join Date: Sep 29, 2012
Location: Slutsville, TX
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^^^
Lmao...If you had a brain you would have comprehended my instructions better!
VG, you make me laugh.
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08-08-2019, 07:03 AM
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1-The most obviously answer, a blowjob.
2-write my name is the snow
3-helicopter dick-I’d def play around with it lol
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08-08-2019, 07:09 AM
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loves your furry kitty
Join Date: Jul 23, 2013
Location: US
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If I had a pussy I'd be a carpet munching donut-bumping lipstick lesbian.
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08-08-2019, 07:22 AM
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User ID: 472456
Join Date: Oct 24, 2018
Location: Fort Worth
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If i had a dick.... something i thought about for awhile.
Day 1-immediately jack off to see how high i could shoot my load.
2. Jack off in every weird place i could think of.
Day 2- fuck every female
Day 3-do that funny thing where i shake from left to right to see if i could make my dick touch each hip.
Day 4 play ring toss with myself bc now im just bored
Day 5- wish i had a pussy instead of a dick that i got bored with.
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08-08-2019, 07:59 AM
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Location: United States
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Donut-bumping? Um, what?
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08-08-2019, 08:17 AM
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loves your furry kitty
Join Date: Jul 23, 2013
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08-08-2019, 08:54 AM
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Join Date: May 13, 2013
Location: Texas
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If i had a pussy Id keep that kitty waxed and fit
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08-08-2019, 09:12 AM
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If I had a pussy, I'd use it and my tits to get out of speeding tickets and such
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08-08-2019, 10:01 AM
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Join Date: Feb 27, 2015
Location: USA
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If I had a pussy... I'd be an out and active lesbian!!!
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08-08-2019, 02:05 PM
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Join Date: Mar 27, 2018
Location: Dallas Texas
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If I had a Pussy.....I'm not sure I could keep my hands and fingers off it, all day and night.
I know we all have different levels of sensations down there, but I would imagine just underwear rubbing across it (or lack of undies) as I walked around, moved & shifted my legs, worked out, or whatever - would drive me 100% insane with ticklish pleasure at all hours of the day and night.
And I would hope and try to see if I was a Squirter. Boom!!
Of course - like having ANY new Toy, would have to explore all kinds of fun stuff.
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08-08-2019, 02:16 PM
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Join Date: Jan 28, 2010
Location: Dallas TX
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Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
If i had a pussy Id keep that kitty waxed and fit
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And learn about business and customer service before attempting to provide
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08-08-2019, 02:23 PM
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User ID: 235310
Join Date: Mar 13, 2014
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If I had a dick i would whip it out and pee outside.....
If I had a dick I’d Jerk off, get a blowjob and get several pieces of strange
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08-08-2019, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Analeese
If I had a dick i would whip it out and pee outside....
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Careful now. If somebody sees, they call that "indecent exposure". Same as telling the boss "I gotta show you something". Both are frowned upon
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