A crusty old man walks into the local Catholic church and says to
the secretary, "I would like to join this damn
church."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your
pardon, Sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did
you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to
join this damn church!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that
kind of language is not tolerated in
this church."
The secretary leaves her desk and
goes into the priest's study to inform him of her
situation.
The priest agrees that the secretary does
not have to listen to that foul language.
They
both return to her office and the priest asks the old geezer,
"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There
is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won 20
million dollars in the damn lottery and I want to join this
damn church to get rid of some of this damn
money."
"I see," said the priest. "And is this
biotch giving you a hard time?
Cussing in Church
