A Short Love Story

[hornygolfer]

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental VIA Rail train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own damn blanket.'



After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End

[Ginger Doll]

I almost missed being married until I read your joke.

Non-commital sex with strangers is way more fun! I never have to tolerate other people's farts & I always get all the blankets to myself. Ahhh...life is grand!

[sillygirls]

DITTO.....GINGER...LOL

[Sweet N Little]

now thats funny HG