Hooger problems...

[The Infamous One]

You think your day is going smooth until a shared incall runs over & you don't wanna be late, so what else is there to do but shave your pussy & legs in a McDonald's parking lot with bottled water & lotion? You make plans to take new pix & but the one time you actually do have a minor emergency & Gramma really did not die screwed it up. You do a cuckhold session & basically tell your existing clients to come over and pound you while some other dude watches & all ya have to do is tip. No donation. Nada. But where is a good guy to bone you on command when you need one? Apparently, blowing up your inbox for next 3 days after. You really really wanna cum, because it's been a stressful week & what happens? You tell him no. Please. Just another few minutes & there goes your O. Gone. Oh but he gets his. You just can't find it and now are doing a There's Something About Mary replay.
Then there's silence. Dead silence. Luke all day. WTF right? Most of the time I'm like make it stop or slow down a lil please... I'm thinking, "I just wanna fuck. I don't wanna do all this back n forth shit all day between 5 different avenues Lol... The emails, texts, p411 & eccie PM's never end blah blah. Then you look at your stupid app and you've missed 19 calls. Then there's the sheets. I swear to God I want a sissy maid to make my bed after each appointment, because who the hell can make a fitted sheet look nice? Not me!
Oh then there's the hooger to hooger texting all day between reference requests. "What's up girl? Nothing. About to bone this hot guy with a nice cock what are you doing?" Oh about to bone one of your clients. He says hi btw! An example text between me & another provider... Hooger A to hooger B "But thank u, TIO!!!! RISE N GRIND" hooker A to hooger B...actually...u have been. It's me that needs to take more pipe 😂😂😂. I'm about to write some ridiculous ad. I'm sure I'll come up with more. Just you wait. Late night ramblings from a provider who is still wondering if there was a stain on her dress at soccer practice.

[The Infamous One]

Lastly, you go to the Inca to drop off some new condoms, because it's just good karma & if you borrow you must replace. All ya been doing all day is some bullshit stressful RW stuff & you think... Hmmm. I throw out a snatch omw to deliver the boxes of condoms. You go ahead & get naked because you just know the one time you need a MF to come rub your back, eat your pussy really good & fuck you just the way you want is gonna call. Because you don't wanna fuck a civvie. But does he? Give it 30 minutes after I left & he'll call & I'll be passed the fuck out! Hooger problems. What's a girl gonna do? I think I'm go kick rocks off Burton with Ashley. Who knows? Maybe tomorrow will be a better slamfest.

[3daygetaway]

And what's the common thread of all these missed opportunities? TIO.

It sounds like your mojo is broken.

[knotty man]

such is the thug life
blood in...blood out
Vatos Loco 4 ever !!

[justaphase]

Originally Posted by The Infamous One

so what else is there to do but shave your pussy & legs in a McDonald's parking lot with bottled water & lotion?

That was you?

[Guest010218]

TIO,

Are you drunk posting again in Coed?

Most likely is cheaper than a therapy session.

[justaphase]

Leave her alone BB. That was the most entertaining post in Coed in weeks!

To Nikki: You were saying ...?

[The Infamous One]

Okay. 1st. I rarely drink but when I do... It's like truth serum. Ask me anything. I'm a cheap date. 2.5 glasses of wine and I'm crunk. Lol. Nah. Just kinda frustrated this week with how crazy hoogers/double/triple lives can get. I also think it's kind of funny. You just can't make this kind of shit up!

[Guest010218]

TIO--just having a little late night fun. Hope your plans worked out for this evening.

[The Infamous One]

I was seriously thinking about a career change to "pharmaceutical rep" but we all know hookers can't do math, so there goes my aspirations of being Scarface. Fuck. At least I can take it up the ass now & I actually like it. I've officially entered super hoe status. With that, I bid you all a good night! I'm in the tub, face mask on soaking my shredded legs! In 3 hours my crazy ass hooger friend will be sending me a motivating hoe music video. Dear John, thanks for letting me vent. When I wake up I hope to have a dick in my mouth shortly after so I don't embarrass myself anymore with my late night hooker drama!

[David.Douchehurst]

Sounds laik sumbuddy's been snortin' instant coffee ta stay awake fer 120 hours straight an' doin' espresso enemas ta prep fer buttfukkin'

[The Infamous One]

You do know they have such a thing as a coffee enema. I can give you one DD. No one's been eating powdered donuts over here. I'm entering hypomania. A great over sexualized period of risky behavior! It's fantastic. Until it's not. When it's over, you are like wtf did I do? Did I really shave in a parking lot & invite 9 guys over for a gang bang? Then reality sets in and you don't hear from me for days as I contemplate what my alter ego has done. Lol.

[Samcro84]

Originally Posted by justaphase

Leave her alone BB. That was the most entertaining post in Coed in weeks!

To Nikki: You were saying ...?

Agree. Also the typical thread robbers have not joined in.

Keep it up TIO, want to hear more.

Sam

[HunterGrace]

I know you have a hard life TIO.

I know class is something you endure when they are ordered by a judge instead of an image of quality that good upbringing cultivates.


But to bring the rest of us ladies images as a whole down by ignoring simple grammar etiquettes like the use of commas, capitalization, etc. is dumb ignorance on your part. Don't be a dumb Hoogar. Use your google given tools and stop pissing on your colleagues. It's not lady like. Nuff said.

[3daygetaway]

Disposable razor: $.99
P411 account: $1.29/day
Coffee enema: $50
Hoogars knocking each other's poor grammar: priceless