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12-27-2016, 10:14 AM
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Join Date: Aug 20, 2015
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Pray for me!
Day 5 of a 10 day RV trip with SO,bsc mother in law and 2 dogs. 2 providers canceled on me right before I started this misadventure, so no Christmas cookies for me. Already dangerously low on Jack Daniels and no liquor store close. Cashier at sac n pac where I get coffee at in the morning is starting to look good. I've never had head from a lady that didn't have all her teeth!
So if you see a report of an old cowboy walking down the road with just his hat and a empty bottle of JD please come get me out of the funny farm!
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No there will be no review or pictures!
I ain't admitting to shit!
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12-27-2016, 10:17 AM
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like the good old pastors say I will pray for you for a fee. Prayers start at $20 per.
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12-27-2016, 10:19 AM
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Valerie's Mod Husband
Join Date: Dec 13, 2010
Location: Houston
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Sounds like a personal problem...and I'm an atheist...
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12-27-2016, 10:23 AM
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Join Date: Aug 12, 2011
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Feel for you. Just went through a month long visit from Mother in law and 2 weeks (in the 2nd) now with wife home for vacation! This ain't for the weak!
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12-27-2016, 10:28 AM
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Valerie's Mod Husband
Join Date: Dec 13, 2010
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Originally Posted by Dynalow96
Feel for you. Just went through a month long visit from Mother in law and 2 weeks (in the 2nd) now with wife home for vacation! This ain't for the weak!
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Yes it is...marraige is for the weak...and the idiotic...
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12-27-2016, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Grey Cowboy
Day 5 of a 10 day RV trip with SO,bsc mother in law and 2 dogs. 2 providers canceled on me right before I started this misadventure, so no Christmas cookies for me. Already dangerously low on Jack Daniels and no liquor store close. Cashier at sac n pac where I get coffee at in the morning is starting to look good. I've never had head from a lady that didn't have all her teeth!
So if you see a report of an old cowboy walking down the road with just his hat and a empty bottle of JD please come get me out of the funny farm!
PS
No there will be no review or pictures!
I ain't admitting to shit!
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Best blowjobs I had and still get are from a lady who wears dentures. When she removes her dentures and starts slobbing on my dick, it's one of the best sensations I've ever had, especially the feeling of my cum rushing out of my nuts as she drains my balls. You should try it.
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12-27-2016, 11:02 AM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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Originally Posted by Grey Cowboy
Day 5 of a 10 day RV trip with SO,bsc mother in law and 2 dogs. 2 providers canceled on me right before I started this misadventure, so no Christmas cookies for me. Already dangerously low on Jack Daniels and no liquor store close. Cashier at sac n pac where I get coffee at in the morning is starting to look good. I've never had head from a lady that didn't have all her teeth!
So if you see a report of an old cowboy walking down the road with just his hat and a empty bottle of JD please come get me out of the funny farm!
PS
No there will be no review or pictures!
I ain't admitting to shit!
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You signed up for the adventure ... no sympathy here. Maybe you can have a mother-daughter threesome. BSC does not fall far from the tree.
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12-27-2016, 12:05 PM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Apr 21, 2014
Location: Houston, TX
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Meh, suck it up buttercup
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12-27-2016, 01:17 PM
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I see Wakeup is running his mouth again about something of which he knows nothing but has a worthless opinion of.
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12-27-2016, 01:27 PM
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Valerie's Mod Husband
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And you do?
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12-27-2016, 02:58 PM
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Join Date: Feb 15, 2012
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Yes, I do have a worthless opinion but I will not share it with you.
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12-27-2016, 03:11 PM
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Valerie's Mod Husband
Join Date: Dec 13, 2010
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Thank Tebow for small favors...
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12-27-2016, 06:07 PM
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Thanks for the laughs, Cowboy.
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12-27-2016, 06:32 PM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Aug 15, 2012
Location: Texas
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Menstration is a mother fucker, it looks like WU is going through it again.
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12-27-2016, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Grey Cowboy
Day 5 of a 10 day RV trip with SO,bsc mother in law and 2 dogs. 2 providers canceled on me right before I started this misadventure, so no Christmas cookies for me. Already dangerously low on Jack Daniels and no liquor store close. Cashier at sac n pac where I get coffee at in the morning is starting to look good. I've never had head from a lady that didn't have all her teeth!
So if you see a report of an old cowboy walking down the road with just his hat and a empty bottle of JD please come get me out of the funny farm!
PS
No there will be no review or pictures!
I ain't admitting to shit!
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This brought a smile to my face which I needed after the last thread I just read. Your humor is appreciated here. 
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I see Wakeup is running his mouth again about something of which he knows nothing but has a worthless opinion of.
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LOL! I'll keep my comments to myself this time. 
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