Realistic fantasies still on your to-do list

[Texas Playboy]

This hobby has allowed me to fulfill some rather common fantasies that marital fidelity would fail to accomplish. Mostly it's been very conventional things done with a variety of women of pretty much all ethnicities, shapes, sizes and looks, Occasionally it's been PSE acronym activities that are not ordinarily my style. Throw visits to strip clubs into the equation and public risk-taking makes the list. For most mongers, what I've done is relatively tame, but as it constitutes pretty much 100% of my sex life, I've taken advantage. I've even had a few providers turn off the meter and spend unstructured time with me, now those were real "dates" between two affectionate and loving adults. You know who you are, my profuse thanks for treating me like a friend and not like a trick.

I still have quite a few "realistic" fantasies to check off the bucket list. At my age it is getting closer to now-or-never on some of these. I'd be interested in hearing from any ladies who would enjoy any of my ideas -- I'd also be interested in seeing everyone else's lists. Who knows -- I could be missing something intensely erotic.

My top 5 list yet to be checked off:

5. Find a provider that still has her high school cheerleader circle skirt, can still fit in it, can do her hair in pigtails, and go back to being 16 again. Strawberry flavored lipstick, bubblegum, padded bra, the whole thing. A lot of kissing and groping and a lot of "no ... no ... no ... no ... well, okay but don't tell your friends" just like back in the day.

4. Go to an early afternoon matinee where the theater is virtually (but not totally) empty, sit in the back and see how far we can go without getting arrested. Not at a peep show but a mainstream theater.

3. Take a special friend to a breastaurant (e.g. Twin Peaks) and finance her efforts to lure the waitress of her choice OTC after hours. Watch and learn as you get into her mind, get her teased, make the offer and close the deal. I would watch 90% of what happens BCD, but it would be a lie to say I wouldn't want at least a taste of the most wonderful threesome imaginable.

2. Fall in love, almost. I don't mean divorce-the-wife and marry-the-provider kind of love. That's not happening. But, create that relationship that allows us to drop the force field and truly give a shit about each other. Find the ONE provider that has the intellect to make it something way more profound than a business transaction. I have invested in dinner dates with no BCD with a few of you, so I'm willing, but I guess the thunderbolt hasn't struck yet. (Bummer).

1. Sex on a train. I'm not talking about something seedy on a crowded commuter train. I mean the full meal deal in a private berth on AMTRAK or even better on Eurail. If you close your eyes and think about it, the movement of a train is very sexual. I'd like you to climb aboard, maneuver me in deep, and then get completely still and let the train's motion do all the work. Kiss like crazy, see how long we can make this last, while Europe rolls by our windows.

OK, those are mine. Tell me yours.

[tpepsi]

Identical Triplets.

[Sheep Herder]

1. Fuck a skinny Mexican lady with no tattoos or mommy marks.

2. Take a north Vietnamese girl home to meet the parents and see if dad has a flashback to Vietnam!

3. Sneak into a southern Baptist church and butt fuck a black hooker at the alter.

4. Fuck an anorexic midget

[toutiorix]

MFM threesome, Gangbamg would be mine.

[DancesWithVulvas]

I agree Toutiorix that would be cool
Or the gangbang too, always wanted to try that.

[Ms Francisca]

A 3-some with Pursia and Camille

[Guest070316-1]

A 4 some with the above 3some.

And to join the mile high club.

[babykins78]

I love fulfilling fantasies. ...i am always open to suggestions and love trying new things....all the fantasies I have read sound like alot of fun!!!

[Little Miss Cuntcakes]

Originally Posted by Sheep Herder

1. Fuck a skinny Mexican lady with no tattoos or mommy marks.

2. Take a north Vietnamese girl home to meet the parents and see if dad has a flashback to Vietnam!

3. Sneak into a southern Baptist church and butt fuck a black hooker at the alter.

4. Fuck an anorexic midget

We're going to have so much fun in hell together!

[Joker_Evangelist]

A brunette- smoking hot and busty
A blonde- Smoking hot- busty or with a great backside and long legs
Redhead- very busty.

Neabolitan all the way!

[pyro]

Originally Posted by Ms Francisca

A 3-some with Pursia and Camille

Thanks to you Ms. Francisca, I happen to have just crossed off an item from my bucket list. So I will say,
"A 4-some with all three of you ladies."
Have a safe and happy trip to Espana. Have a great weekend all. Its going to be beautiful outside.

Kind regards,

pyro

[Guest010619]

Originally Posted by Ms Francisca

A 3-some with Pursia and Camille

That as a 4some would be an awesome gathering and would cover several fantasies at once. The other would be to be in Paris and be joined by Ms Francisca for a week of wine, food and amor.

[Bob McV]

my current fantasy is to get an amazing bbbj while watching Marx Brother's Horse Feathers.

[CoverMe]

Originally Posted by Bob McV

my current fantasy is to get an amazing bbbj while watching Marx Brother's Horse Feathers.

"Why don't you go home to your wife? I'll tell you what, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement she'll never know the difference."

If we ever meet, Bob, we're going to get along great.

[Bob McV]

Originally Posted by CoverMe

"Why don't you go home to your wife? I'll tell you what, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement she'll never know the difference."

If we ever meet, Bob, we're going to get along great.

ya think? what are your rates?

If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you!