Need info on male escorts

[brittanystar]

Hey everyone. I have a friend who is wanting to get into escorting. But hes a man...and not gay. I know theres a section on bp for male escorts but Im trying to find a better site for him to advertise on....something like eccie or p411. Does anyone know any websites that he could get on? Thanks!

[The Allnighter]

I seem to recall reading a thread about this on the National ECCIE Board, with some good information about resources for would-be male escorts.

See http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...male+providers

...not that I was considering a second career or anything...

[Guest120615]

Going after the straight crowd, eh?

Step one: Be attractive ...

[Toyz]

The market is already covered. But ask your friend this first to be sure he wants to sacrifice his Cawk for the cause.

WHAT sort of woman pays for Cawk?

I mean, most women can go to a bar any night of the week and get free Cawk...experienced Cawk, young Cawk, Beeg Cawk, different colored Cawk...

So who pays for it?

Women that CAN'T walk in a bar and score? How fucking fugly must those women be???

But...if your friend decides he wants to dally in the pay4play market there is one very successful organization that provides Cawks for fulgy women, fugly men and their new service "CAWKS FOR CRIPPLES' serving the handicapped amongst us.

Call 1-(800)-TUN-NELZ

"Tunnel Buddies when your cavity needs probed"

Don't forget to order your Tunnel Buddies products on Hamazon & take advantage of their 2 hour delivery.

[The Allnighter]

OK.

...so I've put on a few pounds since that picture was taken.

Picky, picky, picky.

...and I'm talking about the picture in MY post. That's DEFINITELY not me in that picture with Toyz!

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by The Allnighter

OK.

...so I've put on a few pounds since that picture was taken.

Picky, picky, picky.

...and I'm talking about the picture in MY post. That's DEFINITELY not me in that picture with Toyz!

[Windinhishair]

I was going to get into that but unfortunately nursing homes frown on that sorta thing.

[The Allnighter]

...or you could end up sleeping with the fishes...

[MakeMeTakeIt]

you're the female sounds like you should know

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by The Allnighter

...or you could end up sleeping with the fishes...

[ztonk]

Originally Posted by Toyz

WHAT sort of woman pays for Cawk?

I mean, most women can go to a bar any night of the week and get free Cawk...experienced Cawk, young Cawk, Beeg Cawk, different colored Cawk...

So who pays for it?

Women that CAN'T walk in a bar and score? How fucking fugly must those women be???

Probably for the same reason that you are paying to see women here. If she's got the money and doesn't want the hassle of the bar scene, why wouldn't she just pay for it?

z

[Iron Butterfly]

Originally Posted by ztonk

Probably for the same reason that you are paying to see women here. If she's got the money and doesn't want the hassle of the bar scene, why wouldn't she just pay for it?

z

Bingo, but I see how irresistible it would be to play with this subject, carry on!



IB

[Toyz]

Did that joke really go that far over you guys heads?

[Iron Butterfly]

Originally Posted by Toyz

Did that joke really go that far over you guys heads?

I always duck so probably, habit.

IB

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Iron Butterfly

I always duck so probably, habit.

IB

If it helps I can try to add humor flagged subtitles for the humor impaired like in the example below?

{{{The above is an example of good natured sarcasm}}}

Would that help anyone understand the difference between a humorous response & a dead on serious one?

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