Ladies, do you have a story to share?

[Zix-Zax the Almost Wise]

I like stories, I really enjoy listening to other people's experiences. I imagine some of the providers here have some interesting tales and I would like to hear them if you would be willing to share.

What you share does not have to be of a sexual nature, and you can keep the names and locations private. In fact I would prefer it that way. Funny and entertaining stories are always a plus but feel free to share a story about an irritation or something else if you like. I am game for reading anything.

[Pepper_Springfield]

I luv writing stories! Just so happens that you made me think of one that happened to me last year. So as most of you know, I post on a lot of different sites. Well, one night, some guy calls me for an outcall. He is an older gentlemen, owns his own business, lives in a nice neighborhood. So, Im like, ok, I will come over. When I get there he offers me a drink so we chat for a little and then we go up stairs and he turns around and makes this signal with his index finger over his mouth ( the kind u make when u want someone to be quiet). Im like omg who is up there? So we go into his room and he says, "Ok we can talk now, I didnt want to wake up the kids." I was like what????? Well, if I had gone in my own car, I totally would have taken off. My ride, however, had gone to her own call (after I called to let her know I was cool) and I knew she wouldn't be back for a while. So anyway, I was like, well, fuck it. Im already here. He isn't acting nervous about it, so why should I. And anyway, we were on the opposite side of the second floor. (Ok, so Im making excuses, whatever) Well, Fiinally, the hour had passed, everything had been fine, and then his cell phone rings. He looks at me with this face that I will never forget. It was his neighbor, and apparently, my friend had been back to come get me and she parked a few houses away. The neighbor called to say, "Hey there is a car that has been parked for a few minutes out there and I just wanted to see if you had noticed." The guy was like nope, had not noticed (fucking nosy neighbor!) So it turns out that my friend accidentally parked at a house that had been raided the week before, like some huge drug bust! So the guy tells my client he is calling the cops because he thinks some deal is going down! I called my friend and told her to leave immediately! The cops ended up following her, but luckily they did not stop her. She told me she stopped at a nearby store and they parked, but when they saw her they didnt question her. Maybe it was because she was a young girl, who knows. But anyway the neighbor was outside for ever and kept calling for this guy to be on the lookout. Finally, 2 hrs later, he snuck me out and dropped me off at a store nearby where my friend met me. I was freaking out! That sucked! I never went over again! lol

[FootLong]

Great story Pepper!

[Zix-Zax the Almost Wise]

Damn, that sounded like it would have been intense! Real close calls like that make for great stories I must say.

[Guest081519]

In hindsight, that is pretty funny Pepper.

[sajay]

LOL Pepper, great story!!! Gets my day off to a good start... Makes me think about Outcalls around the holidays... good time for one, lots of strange cars and people visiting relatives etc... No one knows the difference

[Bibi Joy]

Great story Pepper dang at least the kids didnt wake up>>LOL

I just had an interesting outcall myself. This boy calls me up and requests to see me as an outcall. Hes a Pharmacy Tech so I was like great!! I drive way far like past 1604 and Evans. I even have to pass a guard to get into the place. Well anyways I arrive to this nice ass house it was like a museum inside. This young Indian or Arabic boy I would hope over 18 answers and hes like 4ft tall. Geez now what do I do>>> Well it was easy because he tells me oh sorry I was looking for someone petite. Now you would think after all the reviews and the showcase I have I am not a petite person. I mean for goodness sake my tits are a double DD. I was like really next time you ever call someone do your research buddy. Im glad I didnt have to go through with the session I would have smothered the poor kid with one tit>>LOL

In this biz you tend to meet some interesting characters>>LOL

[camodeuce]

Im sure pepper has a few more interesting stories... ;-)

[Guest080311]

I'm thinking, ALL the ladies have a story or two or three. But how out in the public do they want to go with their story?

Come on ladies....there must be something interesting you can tell us.

[Zix-Zax the Almost Wise]

What you just described Bibi Joy reminds me of a very bad old B-Movie whose name escapes me. In this movie a group of people get giant sized and there is this scene where they are dancing and a regular size dude is hanging on to one of the giant women's breasts for dear life.

[Bibi Joy]

LMAO

[Pepper_Springfield]

Originally Posted by Bibi Joy

Im glad I didnt have to go through with the session I would have smothered the poor kid with one tit>>LOL

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That is hilarious!

[Zix-Zax the Almost Wise]

Don't tell me no one else has a story to share.

[Pepper_Springfield]

I have so many lol!

[flinde]

Gals, these stories are great. I know that I have been the guy in a funny story or two, but they dont seem as funny from that perspective.

Bring those stories on.