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Old 12-03-2014, 06:58 PM   #1
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The Japanese think of everything...I dunno?

http://live.huffingtonpost.com/r/hig...bd?cps=gravity

With my luck there would be a short and it would squeeze my crunch bar off!

Thought?
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Old 12-03-2014, 07:21 PM   #2
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Well, they are calibrated for small, so it might be a tighter grip than you might like.
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Old 12-03-2014, 10:35 PM   #3
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Reminds me of that episode of Big Bang Theory and Howard.
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Old 12-04-2014, 07:50 AM   #4
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It would take a highly specialized robot to give a handjob....
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Old 12-04-2014, 08:15 AM   #5
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Bet that they can be more personable and less mechanical then some of the hand jobs I've received.
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Old 12-04-2014, 01:05 PM   #6
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Ain't no way some robot will ever live up to my skills
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I'd be scared of a malfunction, virus, power outage, etc. Reminds me of a "Big Bang Theory" episode.
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Old 12-04-2014, 06:18 PM   #8
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Ain't no way some robot will ever live up to my skills
I bet...yep!
But if you aint around and Rosey is tired...well a mans gotta do
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Three speeds slow, fast and holy shit.
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Speed no. 3, Holy Shit, a/k/a "batter splatter."
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But if you aint around and Rosey is tired...well a mans gotta do

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Old 12-05-2014, 03:31 PM   #12
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I'm told several have tried....
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Old 12-06-2014, 07:49 PM   #13
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I'm told several have tried....
come on MW try to think! How is a robot going to live? To live you gotta have blood pumping through your. Um, well you know.
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aka "Having one off the wrist in memory of Onan" - Genesis Chapter 37 IIRC
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