My ex-girlfriend called...

[Guest083013]

This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who called 'out-of-the- blue' to see if I was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".

"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.

"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."

She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".

"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a guy with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"


So I told her to fuck off.

[latinalover]

OMG! THATS JUST PLAIN FUNNY DENNIS, BEST 1 YET I FELL OVER LAUGHING

[Precious_b]

OHHHHHH! What a line! LOL!

[SpursFan]

LMAO!

[Travelingbro]

TFF
;0

[pickupkid]

leave the past in the past,move on

[Rick doe]

All man that's to funny dude

[Darianis31]

Too damn funny dennis!!

[Likinikki]

That's just all kinds of wrong!!

[ladiesloveme]

BAZINGA!

[Guest121514]

Maybe the above is true, but you still have balls! Too funny!

[DallasRain]

good one!

[sa sexy Chelsea]

Mean but funny

[Aftershock]

yup

[MsPrittiKitti]

lol