Football and Sex!!!

[Nibbles_n_Licksx]

This year i decided to join a fantasy football league and i have to say i am having SO much fun!!! I am really getting into this football thing and starting to learn all the ins and outs of the game. Witch brings me to the reason of this post. I have been reading up on all the rules of the game and thought how fun it would be to come up with different meaning for plays, positions, penalties, etc...

For example:
1ST down = Kissing
2ND down = mutual touching
Pass Interference = phone rings right before your about to get your nut!!
Anyway i hope you see where I'm trying to go with this!! Let's have some fun and talk about some FOOTBALL!!!


~Kisses Jen

[daveisin78730]

Personal Fowl, means you tried to put it in the wrong hole...

[harkontume]

"Illegal use of hands"

anyone? anyone?

[sixxbach]

Jen,

I wish I had known you were into the fantasy league... I would love to score in YOUR league..............

sixx

[Nibbles_n_Licksx]

Originally Posted by sixxbach

Jen,

I wish I had known you were into the fantasy league... I would love to score in YOUR league..............

sixx

Sixx i am having so much fun with my fantasy team!! *giggles*

Give me a call when your ready to play on my field!! *wink*

Here is a couple of more i have thought of


Facemask = DATY
Double Coverage = bj X 2 girls


~Kisses Jen

[austin_191967]

"False start"

premature ejaculation.

[Sexy Roxanne]

Touch down! We both scored

[Intimidator3]

Illegal Formation - trying a position you've seen in the movies only to get a charlie horse.

[nuglet]

Off-Side = Fell off the edge of the bed.

[HDLickher]

Sacked - Did it in the bed

[VictoriaLyn]

Bump and Run... a quicky

Illegal shift......aimed for one hole ended up in another

"He gets penetration in the backfield".....Greek

"He gets it off just in time"......Popped right before the times up

Cheap shot...he cums in her eye

Dead ball...he cant nut again

Eligible Receiver...Passed screening

Ineligible Receiver Downfield.......no daty for him didnt pass screening

Personal Foul...he farted when he came

Single Elimination...a one and done guy


Who wants to lineback my tightend?

[Thequeen]

Holding = Fisting... If you notice the hand signs its like the same thing lol

[Guest110911]

intentional grounding....fucking on the floor
delay of game....ED

[knotty man]

half time- when you cum and shit...time to change sides!

[Nibbles_n_Licksx]

Coin toss = looking through the showcases
Basic formation = missionary position
Bootleg = fake pics in ad
Quarterback sneak = bait and switch
~Kisses Jen