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eeyore7 · 08-26-2014, 05:42 PM

Fellow hobbyist and beautiful ladies, I need advice to give a co-worker. We both travel a lot for work and he has decided to stop frequenting BP and join our lovely group (I told him the rules for treating our ladies here or I would break some bones). He shared with me (very uncomfortably) that he is not endowed and was thinking about researching how to enlarge " the wang" as he said. Does anyone have some advice I could give the guy? He is thinking pills or cosmetic surgery. I have never had a problem personally so I have no experience in this. Any help is appreciated. He is really sad so I want to advise him the best I can. Thanks.

knotty man · 08-26-2014, 06:03 PM

i feel your pain. i remember a provider telling i could get a discount if i could give her a full 8".
i said " Bitch, do you realize how much it hurts to fold an erection in half !'

Buckskin · 08-26-2014, 06:36 PM

I had a provider tell me to give her 9" til it hurt.
So I fucked her three times and punched her in the eye.

eeyore7 · 08-26-2014, 06:45 PM

You two guys are hilarious, but this guy really needs help. Even more than you two clowns, lol!

tallliwhacker · 08-26-2014, 07:02 PM

You guys are funny. In all seriousness Eeyore, none of the stuff on TV will enlarge your penis. I WILL shrink your pocket book.

There is ONE proven surgery in use that has guaranteed results in lengthening with the lowest risk and side effects. (There is a separate surgery for increasing girth).

Basically, the Doctor cuts the ligaments that holds your cock in place, thereby allowing your cock to descend about another inch out of your body. The cost for this runs about $5K and it is elective surgery, so insurance does not cover it.

There is a pretty good discussion on the topic here http://penis-enlargement.org/surgery.htm to include pros and cons.

Seek a specialist.

Hope this helps.

TW

Buckskin · 08-26-2014, 07:42 PM

Reality.
Ladies with big boobs.
Ladies with tiny boobs.
Guys with big dicks.
Guys with tiny dicks.
We are all different and unique and that's the facts.
Use what ya got and have fun.

knotty man · 08-26-2014, 08:05 PM

in al seriousness. tell him its all in his head (sorry for the pun).
but, EVERY lady i have met in our community has been amazing at making me feel special.
i too am not endowed (im messican), but no lady has ever made me feel inadaquate, or less than a real man. These ladies are total professionals and have seen every size and shape dick imaginable, they are here to please you, and they know it.
Dont be too hard on yourself (again, with the puns)

Fiona_theone · 08-26-2014, 08:10 PM

Um, I can promise some swell results..... just saying.... I have had 100% success rate in enlarging men's penises..... have him text me....and while the procedure may not be permanent, it won't cost $thousands.....LOL

justtheresa69 · 08-26-2014, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Fiona_theone

Um, I can promise some swell results..... just saying.... I have had 100% success rate in enlarging men's penises..... have him text me....and while the procedure may not be permanent, it won't cost $thousands.....LOL

Now THAT is funny! Looks like you said a mouthful!

knotty man · 08-26-2014, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fiona_theone

Um, I can promise some swell results..... just saying.... I have had 100% success rate in enlarging men's penises..... have him text me....and while the procedure may not be permanent, it won't cost $thousands.....LOL

i like your style kid. you got heart.......nice shoes!

coachpaul2007 · 08-27-2014, 06:34 AM

This has helped me throughout the years to gain size (girth and length) at damn near no cost to you. Go to the Internet and look up "Jelqing" It may seem like nothing more than peter pulling, but if you do it right, it can and will help. It's fun, inexpensive, and it works. As a matter of fact, the onlt cost incurred is the choice of lube. Try it, you might like it and see that it helps. Not only am I the president, but I am also a client.
Coachpaul

elhomeboy76 · 08-27-2014, 08:27 AM

This is a serious issue that's why a few years back I tried to come up with an invention to help guys with this kind of problem but, I was banned from Ebay for my efforts.
Apparently, a piece of string and a house brick cannot be sold as a 'penis enlargement tool.......

coachpaul2007 · 08-27-2014, 08:29 AM

I call bullshit.
It works in 3rd world countries.
Coachpaul

gee_a_cee · 08-27-2014, 11:39 AM

She asked me "Who you gonna please with that little thing?"

I said "Me"

coachpaul2007 · 08-27-2014, 02:01 PM

Now, if you want the absolute best in class . . . . Dezire is what you need for penis enlargement.
I have never seen my dick be made so big as I did while I was with her. W O W ! ! ! If that lucious, hot, sexy, stunning, amazing, mind blowing, fine as hell woman doesn't seem to grow your penis, . . . . . Then nothing will.
Coachpaul