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10-13-2010, 09:10 PM
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Taylor - There is something very wrong with you.
You're eating chips and salsa...
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10-13-2010, 10:55 PM
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with a dirty cock in the sink. You'd think I'd at least put a paper towel down first.
I'd love to chat but I can smell the balls of my last client when I hold the phone to my head.
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10-13-2010, 10:56 PM
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No Ideas But In Things
so much depends
upon
a red wheel
barrow
glazed with rain
water
beside the white
chickens.
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10-13-2010, 10:57 PM
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It's hard to have a boyfriend in the hobby because. Go Cowboys
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10-13-2010, 11:00 PM
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...The problem with being an escort and having a boyfriend is that the boyfriend always gets in the way of you making money.
God, it sucks to smell like sex all the time...
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10-13-2010, 11:05 PM
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yes, I said no grilled onions. Is that, um, is that weird? Yes, on my sourdough, no onions, yes, NO GRILLED ONIONS. Look, if you must know, my job just doesn't allow for onion breath okay? I get reviewed! NO ONIONS on my burger!
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10-13-2010, 11:09 PM
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And yes, I DO buy my condoms and lube at Walmart at the same time.
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10-13-2010, 11:14 PM
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Nat and Taylor, y'all crack me up. 'Tis true, all of it. And, for god's sake, nothing with garlic!!! I want to smell pretty, not chase vampires away. Though, that may be a GOOD idea. lol
Damnit, Walmart doesnt' sell the brand of lube I LOVE. And they are out of my fave condoms half the time. I guess you stock up just before me!!
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10-13-2010, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Crystalkitty
Nat and Taylor, y'all crack me up. 'Tis true, all of it. And, for god's sake, nothing with garlic!!! I want to smell pretty, not chase vampires away. Though, that may be a GOOD idea. lol
Damnit, Walmart doesnt' sell the brand of lube I LOVE. And they are out of my fave condoms half the time. I guess you stock up just before me!!
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Yep, if you see the girl with the ten boxes of Durex and several bottles of lube you can safely assume it's me or a good Samaritan who likes to buy in bulk to give to the homeless.
If a man speaks in the woods where no body can hear him, is he still wrong?
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10-13-2010, 11:20 PM
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SERIOUSLY. Stop asking me if I'm SURE I don't want onions on my burger!
Speaking of food... you'd be surprised at how many people stare at your strangely when you say the phrase "Glory Hole" at little too loudly in a restaurant.
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10-13-2010, 11:24 PM
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The eavesdropper probably wondered if glory holes came with the buffet.
Please lets stay on topic now, shall we?
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10-13-2010, 11:31 PM
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GO COWBOYS!
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10-13-2010, 11:32 PM
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I feel like I didn't read half of the posts in this thread.
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10-14-2010, 12:05 AM
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Damn, that glory hole was fun. I need to do that again. I hadn't thought about that in a while. I had the best time serving the guys and hangin w/Taylor. 
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10-14-2010, 12:35 AM
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I'm so lost, inform me of this hole you speak of
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