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06-26-2014, 01:00 PM
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Best and worst pick up lines/flirts
To avoid high jacking Jaci's thread I thought we could make a new thread out of topguns question. Ladies feel free to share the lines you have heard and gentlemen feel free to toss out your best and worst.
Some of the best.
"Beautiful women like you should never have to sit alone."
"I could lose every hand here on out but I still have the best seat in the house"
"My dear you are distracting me from my cards and I just don't care."
Some of the worst:
"If you win this hand you will split it with me right?" I am not joking that was a first statement from a stranger I had never met.
"Are you old enough to be here?"
"I have a room upstairs, you want the number?"
"I know the odds of the tables but what are my odds with you?" I found this one both creative and irritating at the same time. I was somewhere between wanting walk away and laugh at the same time. So this was both one of the best and one of the worst.
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06-26-2014, 01:10 PM
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Hmmm... is it ok to admit that I probably would have used either "My dear you are distracting me from my cards and I just don't care." or "I know the odds of the tables but what are my odds with you?"..? Maybe Jaycee and I have met before..? 
Of course, my obvious line would be "Are you a Timex Girl?" 
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06-26-2014, 01:43 PM
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I am new in town show me the way to your place.
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06-26-2014, 02:45 PM
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Keep a smile on your face and if I have a smile on mine you have a place to sit.
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06-26-2014, 02:55 PM
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At a party once, this guy grabbed me around the waist and picked me up.
I looked down and said "What hell are you doing?!?"
He looked all innocent and said "I'm trying to pick you up. Did it work?"
Yeah, it did LOL
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06-26-2014, 03:13 PM
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Guess I am just an ol' simpleton, my best and only line is... Hi, my name is Elum, it's nice to meet you.
Something tells me that wouldn't get me very far with some ladies... now if I said it in Ferengi it might impress one. 
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06-26-2014, 03:14 PM
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Picture this:
A young guy at the laundry mat sorting his clothes for washing.
A girls walks up to him and says: you aren't doing it right, let me show you how to sort your laundry.
Answer:
I am not married to you, I don't have to listen to your criticism.
Result:
Girl leaves
Thought:
That worked, I have to remember that when I get hit on when I don't want it.
I think I have only used this twice in my life. You can usually get the point across, and still be nice.
JR
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06-26-2014, 03:21 PM
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It might work in Ferengi, but I know it works in French:
"Belles femmes comme vous ne devraient jamais avoir à s'asseoir seul."
"Je pourrais perdre chaque main de maintenant, mais j'ai encore le meilleur siège dans la maison."
"Mon cher vous me distraire de mes cartes et je n'aime tout simplement pas."
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06-27-2014, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by ou812ne
It might work in Ferengi, but I know it works in French:
"Belles femmes comme vous ne devraient jamais avoir à s'asseoir seul."
"Je pourrais perdre chaque main de maintenant, mais j'ai encore le meilleur siège dans la maison."
"Mon cher vous me distraire de mes cartes et je n'aime tout simplement pas."
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You my friend can flirt with me any time you want!
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06-27-2014, 01:29 PM
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worst
Was your dad a cement mixer. Because you are making me hard? (polish accent)
Hey baby, wanna sharpen my pencil?
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?....SMH
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06-27-2014, 01:42 PM
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Read this one the other day - worst:
"Come over here and sit on my face, Baby, so I can eat my way to your heart..."
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06-27-2014, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by getiton9876
Read this one the other day - worst:
"Come over here and sit on my face, Baby, so I can eat my way to your heart..."
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Sounds like Hannibal Lecter's pickup line.
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06-27-2014, 01:55 PM
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Best pick up line: "I am EXTREMELY wealthy." LOL
If it were true, I think it would work!
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06-27-2014, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by politebluefish
Best pick up line: "I am EXTREMELY wealthy." LOL
If it were true, I think it would work!
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06-27-2014, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by JayceeRivers
To avoid high jacking Jaci's thread I thought we could make a new thread out of topguns question. Ladies feel free to share the lines you have heard and gentlemen feel free to toss out your best and worst.
Some of the best.
"Beautiful women like you should never have to sit alone."
"I could lose every hand here on out but I still have the best seat in the house"
"My dear you are distracting me from my cards and I just don't care."
Some of the worst:
"If you win this hand you will split it with me right?" I am not joking that was a first statement from a stranger I had never met.
"Are you old enough to be here?"
"I have a room upstairs, you want the number?"
"I know the odds of the tables but what are my odds with you?" I found this one both creative and irritating at the same time. I was somewhere between wanting walk away and laugh at the same time. So this was both one of the best and one of the worst.
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Did any of them work? If so what was the experience like given everything we all know about activities BCD now?
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