If you had a genie in a bottle...

[Roy Wally]

Originally Posted by Chateau Becot

Somewhat ironic, Luke....the last First Lady was a black woman...who was married to a Muslim guy....who just so happen to give away my money (to the poor, of course) in the form of Obamacare....

+1

Well said.

[Luke Skywalker]

Originally Posted by Chateau Becot

Somewhat ironic, Luke....the last First Lady was a black woman...who was married to a Muslim guy....who just so happen to give away my money (to the poor, of course) in the form of Obamacare....

Muslim?

[TheWanderer]

If I had a genie in a bottle, I would simply request that she look and act lime Barbara Eden from 1965 to 1980 (Harper Valley PTA days).
She would take care of all my needs and that way I could be freed up to focus on world peace, hunger, ocean temperatures and sea levels, climate change,etc.

[darkwader]

Originally Posted by Luke Skywalker

Muslim?

you must get your new from corrupt MSM. look to infowars for the unfiltered truth. dont forget to buy their vitamins as well, they're the best.

[Luke Skywalker]

Originally Posted by darkwader

you must get your new from corrupt MSM. look to infowars for the unfiltered truth. dont forget to buy their vitamins as well, they're the best.

Looks like you have been buying them. Good luck

[Boltfan]

Originally Posted by KittyLamour

Thank you kindly for the unsolicited advice. You obviously know so much more about dealing with trolls than I do.

She has been doing this longer, and the right way. So perhaps before you hijack with woe is me on another thread, you might open your ears and listen.

Oh and it was solicited, because you posted on her topic, with off topic bullshit.

I would wish for my dad to be back to watch his grandkids kill it in fastpitch

And for perpetual good health.

[NYr]

Take the politics to the political forum.

I never understood why one wish wasn't just for unlimited wishes?

[Guest020720]

Originally Posted by NYr

Take the politics to the political forum.

I never understood why one wish wasn't just for unlimited wishes?

Thanks NYr

But more wishes is against the rules.

[DentBick]

NYr makes up the rules as he goes along.

[Guest050619-1]

Originally Posted by tntangie

Thanks NYr

But more wishes is against the rules.

That's right. Robin Williams....errrr, I mean The Genie made it real clear upfront to Aladdin that he could NOT use one wish to create unlimited wishes (and that he couldn't bring anyone back from the dead). Otherwise, I think everything else was Fair Game.

My wishes would be (1) to be blessed with intellect / genius that is other-worldly...an off the charts-like IQ.

With my "smarts" I'm able to develop inexpensive ways to cure mankind of all health-related maladies, all diseases erradicated, etc. In addition I develop safe systems / processes that create inexpensive sources of reusable energy ("cold-fusion" perhaps) and share them with all nations. These processes, in turn, become the vehicles that wipe out world hunger, eliminate clean water-issues, etc...deserts become endless fields producing enough food to feed a hungry planet. Plus, I help negotiate peace amongst all the countries of the world. War, itself, goes the way of the dinosaurs.....

My second wish would be I marry an exotic, sexy world-famous VS model and I become the Dallas Cowboy quarterback who goes on to win multiple Super Bowls (a couple of dozen or so would be fine). On my Fiftieth birthday...and looking fit, trim, and like I'm still half my age...sports writers (still) wonder aloud if and when I'll finally retire. I own every statistic in the book and you need a telescope to find second place. I tell them Winning never gets old...and neither do I.

My third wish may be I become an astronaut and pilot the first manned mission to Mars....and return safely in time to resume my NFL career. Damn straight. Sign me up.

[keysersoze2067]

If I had a genie in the bottle I would wish for all the world to be friends and work together to solve all Human Beings problems. Look at how far we have come as a nation in technology and medical breakthroughs in the past 100 years. Now just imagine a world where there is no war or disagreements. Imagine how far we would progress with EVERYONE working together. Putting the whole worlds ideas and effort into advancing our cause of staying alive and progressing advancements. One wish with a genie in a bottle and that would be it. Because if that wish were to come true all of everyone's other wishes would be coming true. No more cancer, living a long time, flying to the moon, mars. Everyone works together our advances are limitless.

[Dilbertgolf]

Money. And I'd be the most obnoxious rich fucking asshole you ever saw. Just kidding on the obnoxious part.

[NYr]

Originally Posted by tntangie

But more wishes is against the rules.

I don't recall that....but never saw Aladdin and I only recall a movie with a guy on a beach discovering a Genie bottle....when I as a small kid.


Ok then is it against the rules to ask for more Bottles with Genies in them who can grant wishes?

[Guest020720]

Originally Posted by NYr

I don't recall that....but never saw Aladdin and I only recall a movie with a guy on a beach discovering a Genie bottle....when I as a small kid.


Ok then is it against the rules to ask for more Bottles with Genies in them who can grant wishes?

Ha ha. I think you found a loop hole. But what if that was the only genie and you wasted a wish?

[Hercules]

Originally Posted by tntangie

Ha ha. I think you found a loop hole. But what if that was the only genie and you wasted a wish?

There are more...just evil. Jafar and Jeannie's evil ( but smokin hot as a brunette ) twin sister.