If you had a genie in a bottle...

[texassapper]

Originally Posted by tntangie

How to block
I think I'm going to try it out. Been on here since 2009, when eccie first started, and I've never bothered to use it. I think it will cause me a lot less reading and nonsense.

The problem is, it still shows in the threads... When I block someone, I don't want to see any evidence that they even exist... no quotes, nothing.... it is to dream.


My three wishes? a grateful heart, to be 18 again with my current knowledge, to live with no regrets..as I had originally planned.

[jjxxx]

1. Return my body (eye's, hearing, fitness) to what it was when I was about 26 or so - then... park it there - screw this getting old shit.

2. 3 more wishes.

2. i) A bigger dick! :-)
ii) A fat bank account.
iii) 3 more wishes... (you can see where this is going...)

[~Ze~]

Wish One -

For the oceans to lower temperatures about 6C for eternity.

Wish Two -

For everything we consume to be able to be recycled or composted.

Wish Three -

For the human race to collectively CARE about the planet and their individual impact on it.

Netflix - Chasing Coral

[TexTushHog]

One day, a man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat. The man orders a beer, and so does the ostrich. The cat orders half a pint, and refuses to tip the bartender. The bartender tells them their bill is $10.78. The man reaches into his pocket and gets exactly $10.78.

The next day, the man, the ostrich and the cat go back to the bar. They order the same thing as the day before, and again the cat is really rude to the bartender and won't tip him. The bartender tells them that their bill is $10.78. The man reaches into his pocket and gets exactly $10.78.

The next day, the man, the ostrich and the cat go back into the bar. This time the man and the ostrich order a double scotch. The cat orders a scotch and is rude to the bartender. The bartender smiles to himself, knowing that there is no chance the man will get the exact amount of money, and he's getting pissed at the cheapskate cat. He tells the man that their bill is $15.63.

The man reaches into his pocket and gets the exact change! The bartender is astonished. He asks the man how he always gets the right amount of change.

The man tells him, "Well, one day I came across a lamp. I rubbed it and a genie came out. He told me I could have any three wishes I wanted. My first wish was that I could reach into my pocket and get the exact change of anything I was buying."

"Very smart," said the bartender.

"My second wish was to have a high tolerance for alcohol."

"Good choice!" the bartender exclaimed. "What was your third wish?"

"Well, that wasn't too bright on my part. I wished for a chick with long legs and a tight pussy."

[DentBick]

1) For my own fully stocked beer fridge with all the best beers from all over the world that never runs low.

2) To live like 1980s Hugh Hefner forever.

[ElBombero]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=12%20inch%20pi anist

[TheEccie214]

Originally Posted by Chung Tran

first of all, I "had" Genie in a Bottle..

https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=762956

regarding what I would wish for? simple.. in the words of the Indomitable Lionel Richie, "I'd wish the World had all happy people, then there'd be no more wishing to do"..

Anyone hear anything from her recently? Quite possibly the sweetest lady I've seen in the hobby. Wouldn't think I'd see a 50 something lady repeatedly but she was a regular for over a year - great person and great skills.

[texassapper]

Originally Posted by ~Ze~

For the human race to collectively CARE about the planet and their individual impact on it.

Why? in a couple of billion years, the Sun will go Nova and turn the Earth into a charred lump of carbon before expanding and swallowing it inside a fiery blaze of plasma. It's going to end the same whether we recycle plastic bags or not.... there's no other ending possible.

If we have any brains as a species, we will mine every last energy producing material from the Earth and get off this hunk of rock before that happens. You shouldn't be hoping for conservation...you should be hoping for expansion....

[rexdutchman]

^^ Yup however to answer the question 1) three more wishes
2) body back to 25 year old
3) unlimited money ,

[Guest020720]

I'm thinking get to have the body of my 20 year old self (before kiddos) and knowing what I know now, to appreciate what I had going for me back then.
I don't know if I would do anything different about my kids, but relationships since that age, absolutely. Learning is such a large part of life.

[MooneyFlyer]

1. A "hardware free" back
2. Trout stream right out back and no people within a hundred miles
3. Ze to get off my ass! (Wait, that may have caused #1 . . )

[Tara Evans]

Just wanted to say thank you to everyone that has reached out to me about my mom. Y'all are the best. And yes cancer sucks

[Roy Wally]

Originally Posted by ~Ze~

Wish One -

For the oceans to lower temperatures about 6C for eternity.

Wish Two -

For everything we consume to be able to be recycled or composted.

Wish Three -

For the human race to collectively CARE about the planet and their individual impact on it.

Netflix - Chasing Coral

Wish 1, 2, and 3...

... that Ze would return my PM's and grant me a session 😀

[Guest020720]

Roy, I just watched that. So sad and amazing at the same time.
The music just is great too.

[Guest050619-1]

Originally Posted by Luke Skywalker

....or something like that, i would ask that donald trump to turn into a black woman, and his wife into a muslim guy, and his money into tax credits for the poor.

Somewhat ironic, Luke....the last First Lady was a black woman...who was married to a Muslim guy....who just so happen to give away my money (to the poor, of course) in the form of Obamacare....