Best Toy or Beads To Train For Greek ?

[JD Barleycorn]

A trusted and patient partner, especially patient. Someone who will stop when told to stop, someone who can repeat the same step over and over without collecting a benefit. Give me a heads up when you're ready to try.

[BottomFeederKC]

Start slow. Dont rush anal.

Before you get to the toys: Working a thumb in circles around your asshole and slowly press harder and harder is a great warm-up exercise. Get the sphincter ready for action on the outside before you take a deeper plunge.

Don't use fingers or pointed, sharp objects like anal beads. Instead use flatter, rounder dull objects. Butt plugs are shaped that way for a reason.

Use lube. Add more lube. Then add even more lube.

Don't use cheap lube. My suggestion: Pjur or other top-self lubes work best. If you havent tried Pjur then you dont know what you are missing.

Contrary to other's opinions on the Internet, do NOT use numbing agents. Benzocaine desensitizing agents like Anal Eze are not recommended. This implies that anal hurts. If it hurts why do it? If you numb your asshole and then you proceed to tear it or puncture it and you cant feel the pain, you will have problems.

Don't do anal unless you want to do it. Providers that offer Greek but clearly hate it are not going to provide the level of service that the customer wants. You can't fake a hot anal session by grimacing and biting the pillow. This results in a disappointing, awkward session.

Get used to your body. Don't be ashamed or embarrassed. Take your time and explore. Set aside a couple hours in which you can relax and explore on a regular or semi-regular basis.

Learn about enemas and anal douches. Don't go overboard with this until you do research. Anal douches take time and attention to detail. This subject matter deserves its own discussion.

Diet is critical. Don't eat dairy, spicy foods or red meat 24 hrs prior to a major anal session. Instead eat veggies, fruit, juice, lean meats. Understand your digestion process. Fasting before a session is recommended, but only if you have a consistent diet and are comfortable with this. "data in, data out"

Drink tons of water.

Dont compare yourself to a porn star. Anal scenes in XXX videos are often edited in ways that make it look like they are super heros. Lots of prep work goes into anal scenes.

Don't buy cheap toys. Buy the good ones. Silicon tends to work best for anal for most people. I recommend flexible soft pliable butt toys. Avoid glass, metal, and ceramic for anal toys.

Shave your butt hole. Keep it clean and in tip-top shape. Nobody wants too see, eat, or fuck a hairy asshole.

Buy several sizes of butt plugs and graduate through each size slowly. Think of it as an exercise routine.

Maintain a flexible, fit, nimble body. Stretching your thighs, groin and core works wonders for good anal sex. Flexibility is an important prerequisite for a hot anal session.

Relax. No seriously. Relax.

Have fun with your butt hole.

I'm available for anal consultation. My rates are very reasonable.

[KCQuestor]

I agree with all of that except "Avoid glass, metal, and ceramic for anal toys."

Silicone gives when you bear down -- you may like that or you may want the resistance that a firmer toy gives. Metal and glass are terrific for masturbation, for foreplay, and for extended wear. Many women report that they like the "filled up" feeling of glass or metal. Both can be smaller and still make you feel "full." They get really slick and are easy to insert (sometimes too easy -- you have to be sure that your partner is ready!). You don't need as much lube as you do with silicone. Plus, you can't use silicone lube with silicone toys.

Both glass and metal are incredibly easy to clean. Glass and metal both warm up very fast with just body heat and retain their heat for a while. Silicone can feel cold unless you prep the toy in warm water for 5-10 minutes.

Here's someone who agrees that glass is great.

Metal is pretty expensive, but there are some gorgeous glass butt plugs that don't cost an arm and a leg. I would agree to avoid ceramic or wooden toys, as they are very hard to keep clean.

[growler]

http://www.glassfantasy.com

[NoahScape]

Originally Posted by growler

http://www.glassfantasy.com

Well, there's this, too:

http://www.slugger.com

Depends on one's fantasy, I guess.

[Mona Lisa3000]

Originally Posted by NoahScape

Are you wanting to open up the menu due to curiosity or to build your business?

If it's curiosity, I'd say find a trusted sex partner that you can explore with first. If that goes well, then maybe open up the menu.

If it's to build your business, I'd drop back and really think about it first. Porn stars usually go 6 months to a year before they have to do the backdoor stuff - that's when they realize they are approaching their expiration date.

There's more to it than just what size toy. There are hygiene things like understanding when to poop, when to and when not to do an enema and so on.

Best of luck.

Well Thank You Noah for your concerns but i'm a Big Girl I will be OK ....

[Enchanterlingum]

[NoahScape]

Originally Posted by Mona Lisa3000

Well Thank You Noah for your concerns but i'm a Big Girl I will be OK ....

It's good to know that an obscure provider can go from no idea about butt beads to master of the anal arts just by posting here.

That's what makes the interwebs special!

[BigDeal]

Originally Posted by NoahScape

It's good to know that an obscure provider can go from no idea about butt beads to master of the anal arts just by posting here.

That's what makes the interwebs special!

Ummmm...weird more bagging on local providers....where is Shelock is bound to find something soon

[Longermonger]

Originally Posted by Mona Lisa3000

Well Thank You Noah for your concerns but i'm a Big Girl I will be OK ....

Besides butt plugs, beads, and dildos, what do you think about fingers, tongues, and real live dicks? Saliva is a hell of a lubricant.

[NoahScape]

Originally Posted by Longermonger

Besides butt plugs, beads, and dildos, what do you think about fingers, tongues, and real live dicks? Saliva is a hell of a lubricant.

"Spit is the Devil's lube!"

Or that's what they say...

The real question is how MonaLisa3000's ploy to expand her menu has bumped up her business.

At some point, you need to start looking at tax shelters and stuff.

Or urgent care...

[NoahScape]

Originally Posted by BigDeal

Ummmm...weird more bagging on local providers....where is Shelock is bound to find something soon

Really? I didn't know the 702 was local these days, but thanks for setting me straight!

Judging from your avatar pic, you might think about changing your handle to, "JustMr."