Best and worst pick up lines/flirts

[JayceeRivers]

I was flattered by the lines however I did not concede to being swept off into a bedroom. I have ample friends made here and otherwise I would rather spend BCD time with. If for no other reason than I know their skills BCD.

Besides I do not date outside of the hobby anymore. Far too many expectations for commitment and generally most men outside of the hobby are not inclined towards women within the hobby. I do have that overly honesty issue and I do detest monogamy.

That being said. I am a woman and I can still be heavily flattered by pick up lines and I still get a thrill when I am "checked out"



Someone has used the line "I am extremely wealthy" before and indeed he was. It failed miserably on me. I found the statement contrite and rude. It lacked creativity and genuine interest.

[JayceeRivers]

Interesting my last post only show's up when I attempt to quote someone

[Topgun007]

I was really referring to "before the hobby" days, like ten years ago while you were still learning all the fun stuff. I can't imagine dating out of the hobby for the exact reasons you have said.

[KenMonk]

Dang girl are you my appendix, because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

[offshoredrilling]

KenMonk,

is, I'm a "Chat Mod", good or bad as a pickup line?

[KenMonk]

Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

KenMonk,

is, I'm a "Chat Mod", good or bad as a pickup line?

Its a horrible pickup line... It gets me zero pussy.

[algrace]

Are you a musician vampire?


Because my organ is filling up with blood.

[JayceeRivers]

Originally Posted by KenMonk

Dang girl are you my appendix, because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

I know I shouldn't but I kinda like that one.


Topgun, Believe it or not I have been in the hobby since I was 19. Prior to 19 I didn't date. In fact my virginity was lost when I was 19 AFTER I had become a exotic dancer. 19 was a big year for me.

[Topgun007]

LOL! Well, you officially confirmed you are far from shy. No wonder you are so experienced.
I can't wait to find out what else is on your resume! I will save that for a strawberry daiquiri conversation.

[Topgun007]

I appreciate honesty.

[Kshunter]

I just sit...quietly licking my eyebrows.....

[i'va biggen]

Worst I have ever heard is...Where have you been all my life.

[KenMonk]

Originally Posted by JayceeRivers

I know I shouldn't but I kinda like that one.


Topgun, Believe it or not I have been in the hobby since I was 19. Prior to 19 I didn't date. In fact my virginity was lost when I was 19 AFTER I had become a exotic dancer. 19 was a big year for me.

Thank you very much.

[KenMonk]

Try this one;

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.

[algrace]

Along with the time, this magic watch reveals a secret about the object of my desire. It says you've removed your panties. No? My apologies, it must be running fast.