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					Originally Posted by  Invictus
					 
				 
				I met a very attractive young lady at the grocery store and we started talking. The conversation turned to work.  
 
I asked her what she did before her current career, and she said "I was in the service industry." 
 
Without thinking, it just spurted out of my mouth "You were a prostitute?" 
 
"No," she replied, "A waitress." 
 
I still got her phone number, but this was still a Major Oops. 
			
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I also met a hottie the other day. Asked her the exact same thing. 
She said I had a job but I really didn't have to do much.
After I entertained but dismissed the provider option I blurted out "You were president?"  I never did get her number. I think she would have preferred I call her a prostitute.