Naughty Things You Can Say
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
			Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving: 
1. Talk about a huge breast!  
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.  
3. It's Cool Whip time!  
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!  
5. That's one terrific spread!  
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.  
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?  
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?  
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!  
10. Don't play with your meat.  
11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.  
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?  
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!  
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.  
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?  
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up 
  
Have a Happy and Safe Thanksgiving!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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