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Old 09-23-2010, 06:52 PM   #1
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true story...
Punch out time.... 5:30 pm i was out the door like the road runner.. beep beep.....
my apt... was scheduled through text.... as usual i send my p 411 ID and refrences.. to her... she okayed the Body Rub for an hour.... all was well..... then BAM Traffic..."can ya Relate' i was sick.... cussin everyone...
After being 45 min late... i totally felt like i a looser for being late...

The session went great... i was on my back first.... and she was rubbing me down.... i was getting pretty horny when she started carressing my chest... mid area.... Then i got nerve to ask her if my cock was scary ... i was pole vaultting right out of my under wear...lol..
Condom did not fit.... to tight... broke 2 of em....... damn my luck.....
so i rolled over..... she continued to comfort me... trying to make the best of the situation....
Believe it or not she took care of me ..... with a bj and some other four play
ha... i was feeling like the unluckiest guy in the world..... i mean on my part.... traffic.... condoms breaking broken ....and just looking like a newbie... in front of a really hot chick.....
Can you Relate..... I honestly wanted to hear some feed back..... bellboy10
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Old 09-25-2010, 09:14 AM   #2
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Feed back?? Lay off the coffee after noon, and don't buy any more energy drinks.
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Old 09-25-2010, 12:52 PM   #3
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So, where's the humor; this is the "Comedy Central" thread, bellboy10.
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Old 09-26-2010, 02:27 AM   #4
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Feedback? Get a refresher course on elementary punctuation.
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Old 09-26-2010, 09:47 AM   #5
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Feedback? Get a refresher course on elementary punctuation.
Refresher???? It better be remedial.
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