In case of death or illness

[catnipdipper]

Because I am a mature gentleman, I always advise the ladies that if I were to expire from rigorous personal activity, that they should roll me off the balcony, keep my wallet and cash and immediately check out and go underground until a plausible explanation is made for my demise. Nighttime would be best I think.

Anyone else have contingency plans like these.

Be prepared that is my motto.

[jac01]

Never thought about it, because I'm still young and invincible!! HAHAHA

Seriously, that is not bad advice to give out. No one likes to think about it, but something terrible could happen. It's not unheard of for older guys to die during or just after sex. Of course the numbers have increased due to the drug interaction between Viagra and nitrates in the system at the same time.

[dirty dog]

Originally Posted by catnipdipper

Because I am a mature gentleman, I always advise the ladies that if I were to expire from rigorous personal activity, that they should roll me off the balcony, keep my wallet and cash and immediately check out and go underground until a plausible explanation is made for my demise. Nighttime would be best I think.

Anyone else have contingency plans like these.

Be prepared that is my motto.

I grabem real tight and tell them I am taking them with me.

[catnipdipper]

Do you think it would be tempting for them to take advantage of my rigor mortis?? I guess I wouldn't care?

[KCQuestor]

I thought this thread would be more about who you want to clean out your computer, cell phone, and that stuff at the back of your bottom drawer...

Sometimes I live in fear of my mother coming to clean out my house if I should die. The shock of what she found would probably kill her.

[catnipdipper]

It just occurred to me that Dirty Dog's avatar is what I am talking about.

[Cheaper2buyit]

She should keep going till the van comes to get me.

[CuteOldGuy]

Originally Posted by Cheaper2buyit

She should keep going till the van comes to get me.

I agree. If I paid for the hour, I want the full hour. Dammit!

[Cheaper2buyit]

or my ghost will get you every time your naked ghost greek style

[Longermonger]

Catnipper is really getting the Halloween mood going lately.

I don't want to die, but I guess checking out while I'm in bed with a woman half my age would be a good way to go. As long as it isn't during sex...that's just gross. It's not really fair to her, either. I don't want some chick screaming when I'm trying to die. I'm not too psyched about her running out and leaving me to die alone in a hotel room, either. Ladies, if it ever happens just hold me until I fade out. I'd like that.

[dirty dog]

Originally Posted by Longermonger

Catnipper is really getting the Halloween mood going lately.

I don't want to die, but I guess checking out while I'm in bed with a woman half my age would be a good way to go. As long as it isn't during sex...that's just gross. It's not really fair to her, either. I don't want some chick screaming when I'm trying to die. I'm not too psyched about her running out and leaving me to die alone in a hotel room, either. Ladies, if it ever happens just hold me until I fade out. I'd like that.

If we do this today I will pay for the session.

[Longermonger]

How 'bout you pay first and then see if I croak later?