When can you tell when your boss has been hobbying???

[Bestman200600]

When can you tell when your boss has been hobbying???

[esteban0415]

when he emails you links to humor site recently posted on the board, or when he brings up thought provoking questions you also recognize from the board, and when he takes 2-3 hour lunches.

[PoppyToyota]

When you walk in his office and he's trying to close Eros but, it won't minimize fast enough. "I only look at the Dallas Ads for the pictures..." OK boss, you da man!!

[Judge Smails]

When he unexpectedly starts using lots of acronyms familiar to us all.

When he slips up and signs an email with his handle.

When he does his own expense reports, versus usual, which is him dumping a bunch of receipts on your desk...

[Bestman200600]

When she was wearing black panties hose before lunch, and no panty hose after lunch.

When you move your bosses sofa and you find a ladies G string behind it.

When your boss returns from lunch, wearing only one sock.

When your boss asks you what's your handle.

[Guest101610-2]

He's got a dick right? You said "him" so it is a guy I'm assuming.

[Guest081910]

Typical responses, everyone assuming the boss is a guy . . what if the boss is a gurl?

TOP TEN WAYS TO DETERMINE IF YOUR FEMALE BOSS IS IN THE HOBBY

10. She knows what EECIE and ASPD mean if you accidentally drop the acronyms
9. She takes real long lunch breaks, comes in late and leaves early
8. She has a privacy guard on the laptop
7. She likes Yahoo or MSN chat way too much
6. You find her pic on EROS
5. She is ALWAYS talking on the phone in code
4. She can most usually be found at a swanky upscale hotel bar
3. You find a box of condoms at her work station or in her office
2. You notice hardly ever wears underwear
1. Her best friend is SP Hunter

TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF A MALE BOSS IS A HOBBIEST . .
10. He is caught on trying to close EROS or EECI on his PC
9. He always carries two cell phones, and never wants to explain why
8. You casually ask him to P411- you and he turns red
7. He is san email with his EECIE handle instead of his name
6. He comes in to work one with set of clothes and then has on a different set after lunch
5. Long unexplained absenses from the workplace and he is always smiling
4. You find a gal in his office, sitting on his desk, facing the wall or window, legs slightly parted and you don't see your boss on first look
3. The SO calls and asks, "Do you know * * * * * * ?" and you don't
2. The SO calls and asks, "Do you know * * * * * * ?", and you do . . .and she is your ATF . . .
1. He signs his emails or letters with "Tiger Woods"
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