Do you wear disguises to see escorts?

[mrbishop]

Forgive me if this is the wrong section, I really looked hard before figuring this was the best location.

I've wondered for a long time, if i'm the only person that wears disguises to visits with escorts. I can't afford to be caught on the camera of some hotel, and I use an invalid license plate as well, and sometimes don't even use my real automobile.

So, my questions are:

1) Do others do this, and

2) If you don't, aren't you concerned about yourself being caught on camera?

My work calls for this anyway, so not only am I very good at it, but it's almost second nature to me.

-Arthur Bishop

[superkoby]

Normally when I go out trolling or to go see an escort I disguise myself as mrbishop

[Randall Creed]

Yeah.
Sometimes I use the (obviously) fake moustache, big nose, and glasses disguise (fools the cops and hotel desk clerks every time). Other times I use the 'construction worker in an area that needs no construction' getup. Though it doesn't work as well as it used to, the 'undetectable plant creeping towards a door' routine is still in the rotation. The 'Pizza Guy' getup still works OK, but you actually have to buy pizza to make it look convincing.

Lol! I keed! I keed!!

[mrbishop]

I'm talking about QUALITY disguises here... not a joke.

[Truckertom]

Why bother? A disguise will always look like a disguise and draw attention. I don't care who sees me come or go, they will forget me in an hour. Wal Mart has cameras, should a disguise be worn while shopping too?

[guest032712]

i introduce myself as client # 8

[TheWanderer]

The last time I did that the provider I was with stole them from me and left wearing them. I managed to snap a quick pic of her before she left so if anybody sees this girl, tell her I need them back pronto.

[uncle buck 50]

I've been going around as a fat, bald-headed white guy, and so far the disguise has served me well.

Are you serious?

[mrbishop]

Originally Posted by Truckertom

Why bother? A disguise will always look like a disguise and draw attention.

Are you SERIOUS? Once again, I will reiterate, that I am talking about a REAL disguise here, not a fake plastic nose, good lord. I guess I should have realized not to post this on a board full of amateurs. Why would it be called a "disguise" if it was going to draw attention? That doesn't even make sense.

I'm talking about false beards, fake mustaches, wigs with REAL hair, wash-out hair and beard cloring, colored contact leneses, fake scars etc. If someone sees a person with a wort on their nose, that's what they will remember, not how tall he is or the color of his eyes. Geez. if it's actually important to you guys to not be busted by your wives, then go all the way! The first time I put on a new disguise, my own DOG usually barks at me, because he doesn't recognize me. That's one way I know that it's a good one

Originally Posted by Truckertom

Wal Mart has cameras, should a disguise be worn while shopping too?

Because you aren't doing anything that may ruin your life or get you arrrested when you go into Walmart, that's why! What if a girl's pimp tries to rob you and you have to take him out? Are you going to be there bare-faced and drive off as people write down your license plate? Think, people.

Arthur Bishop, Mechanic

[gtcruiser]

Don't feed the trolls!

[motocrossman39]

UH............................ .Nevermind

[mar6]

Mr Bishop, I am not sure how long you will hang around on the boards here due to the fact that you manage to alienate everyone who disagrees with your opinions, but I just want you to know that I for one will be looking forward to your posts with great anticipation as your posts generate great reading. I love a good cat fight, and you my friend are the master!

BTW- I usually dress similarly to my avatar so as to protect my anonymity.

[Truckertom]

I'm talking about false beards, fake mustaches, wigs with REAL hair, wash-out hair and beard cloring, colored contact leneses, fake scars etc.

the thing about " fake" is that it always looks fake.*
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Geez. if it's actually important to you guys to not be busted by your wives, then go all the way

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I don't think that my wife has the time to be looking at every servalance video from every hotel/ motel in D/FW.

The first time I put on a new disguise, my own DOG usually barks at me, because he doesn't recognize me.

Dogs don't recognize people by sight. They do by smell, posture and sound. Maybe it's your after shave, or the stinky glue holding the wig on.*

[mrbishop]

Originally Posted by mar6

BTW- I usually dress similarly to my avatar so as to protect my anonymity.

LOL!

Well, I would recommend a bit more effective disguise

[Truckertom]

[What if a girl's pimp tries to rob you and you have to take him out? Are you going to be there bare-faced and drive off as people write down your license plate?

I can talk to the police when they arive on the scene or I can talk to the police after they hunt my ass down. Ether way I will have to talk to the police, fake hair can't stop that.