Getting called out by St Peter

[Guest020111]

Three friends -two straight guys and a gay guy- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship. Everyone drowned, and soon they were standing before St. Peter. First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly, and said, "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny." Then came the second straight guy and his wife. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!" The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."

[2wheels2fun]

The way I first heard this joke was three straight couples. The punch line was the third husband turned to wife and said, "It doesn't look good, Fanny."

[bluffcityguy]

Originally Posted by 2wheels2fun

The way I first heard this joke was three straight couples. The punch line was the third husband turned to wife and said, "It doesn't look good, Fanny."

I heard it similarly, though the way I heard it the punch line had the wife leading her husband away saying "Let's go, this is bullshit, Dick..."

Still a good joke, any which way it's told.

Cheers,

bcg

[trubrit]

Originally Posted by 2wheels2fun

The way I first heard this joke was three straight couples. The punch line was the third husband turned to wife and said, "It doesn't look good, Fanny."

This version was probably from across the pond where "fanny" is actually "kitty." Fanny packs over there are called butt bags.