When the invitation was first made, I was very leery. I did think to myself momentarily, "mwebber, what are you some asshole, go and fuck the shit out of her!"
However, I have decided to pass. I know the deal here. It would be cruel to take advantage of her emotions for my gain. In my opinion, there is no worse hobby transgression when the roles are reversed. I would be no better. I had already decided not to see her after our last date when she offered BBFS.
Now, I would love to fuck the US Swim team. I just love athletic women.
http://youtu.be/-qU3kwef-yo
And that Rochester native, Ryan Lochte, is just dreamy!