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Originally Posted by Ed Highlight
I got my outfit all picked out. You just bring your best dirty talk and we'll see if I can inspire you to be.....ummmm.... "colorful"
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I hope that outfit consists of... little... I'm confident that you've already given me enough inspiration. The question is, do you think you're ready to handle the swirl...?
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Originally Posted by rrabbit6926
Dirty talk can be such a turn on and then again it can crack me up. I actually lost wood one time because the dirty talk was so porn scripted that it just make me laugh  |
I have been in a similar situation myself. While in the throes of passion, a gentleman said, "Oh baby... You body devours me as the sea does to a drowning swimmer..." Mood deferred, I looked up at him and asked, "Are you saying that I'm loose?!?" He looked down at me with pure fear in his eyes and muttered, "Oh, no! I originally thought to say that your body fits me like a glove but wanted to be more clever and creative than that!" I stared at him for all of 3 seconds before we both burst out into uncontrollable laughter. This is a clear example of why I have to just let it flow. There's no telling what would come out of my mouth if I thought about it too much.
