Fastcar's final post

[Fastcar]

First,I'm not retiring. I will buy PA so I can keep with you perverts and I hope you'll pm me as I plan to do with some of you. No one ran me off this board and I hold no hard feelings against anyone.
Last month,I traveled to Vegas with Ari and Miami with Charlotte and over mojitos at the pool,each brought up something very similar. They don't feel that the person I am on this board reflects the person they know. I am too easily drawn into arguments and I agree with this. On a travel note,thank you both. Never in my life have I been the guy at the pool with the hottest girl and last month I was twice. You are both amazing.
I understand the motivation for much of the criticism I draw,but many of my responses were rough or elitist. For this I apologize. I realize that for all my critics,someone was reading my stuff. The last review of Bobby drew 2000 views. In my reviews,I have been called a liar many times. I resented this especially because I never embellished one word,not ever. In fact,with Charlotte's no review policy,the bulk of what I did could never be reviewed. I will admit to slanting reviews here and on TER for the ladies benefit. Ari said she started getting more gifts after my reviews and one provider said her whole clientele changed after I wrote about our time together. I always tried to highlight things like multi-hour,doubles,or travel to help a ladies business. I actually care about these girls and if I could write a factual account but highlight the hottest activities,it was my hope that their business would increase. Lastly,I tried to write about different things that you don't often see. Whether it was travel,doubles,or even the famous free appointment,I liked to stir the pot and was sick of reading 5 reviews a day of the same girl. Hell,I don't care about standing 69,I just do it because most guys don't. I admit to a certain degree of bragging in all of those reviews,and for that,I do apologize.
Some thank you's:
Fritz,we've never met but a class act. Thanks for all you do.
Allie Kat,miss congeniality! If I could be more like you,I would still be posting.
All the guys I've met for lunch or golf,you're the best. Beers on me anytime!
Ari,talk about gfe! Our connection was immediate and I so enjoy our time together. Viva las Vegas!
Bobby,wow does not begin to cover it. The crazy thing is that we've only scratched the surface. And yes,grinding on my iPad naked does void the warranty.
CB, you own me bitch. If you were a college,your mascot would would be a swallow. Much more to come baby.

Haters/critics,no parting shots. I wish everyone the best. I will admit to not understanding the ruckus about my tag line. I don't really piss excellence,it's just a movie line,some of these are just jokes.

The future: I may post again somewhere down the line,but I sincerely hope that everyone knows I was simply trying to add interesting content and inject some humor. I never meant to offend anyone. Pm me anytime or ask for my email to keep in touch. If you need me,just shine the bat light in the sky. Well,it's not really a bat,more like large labia spread out like a bat. I'm out bitches!

[KCSmutMonkey]

Very nice. And thank you.

[Guest052813-01]

FC, thanks for the compliment. Once this weather cools, we should hit the links and compare notes. I'm glad to see you'll still be around observing. Feel free to PM anytime.

[KenMonk]

You say all of your reviews were 100% fact and never embellished, but then state the reviews you posted were slanted? I don't know you, nor have I ever argued with you, but I find the entire post to be contradictory. However, I always did enjoy reading your reviews so it sucks I won't get to read new ones. Good luck in the future.


Oh and I've never seen anyone hate on you. Maybe my powers of observation are lacking.

[Starry69]

Hell, just be yourself and keep posting.

I don't understand how some people become "different" when posting on the internet.

Having said that, I don't really know what you're talking about when you say "They don't feel that the person I am on this board reflects the person they know."

I say keep posting, just be the you that you are every day in a face to face meeting.

My 2 cents, even though nobody asked for it. Don't like it, don't pay me.

[Guest041014-2]

FC (and Fritz)-
Love to play golf with you guys anytime. And compare notes.
Fastcar- enjoyed reading your reviews. Colorful and informative. Be cool, be safe, but most important, Be true to yourself. Peace out.

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

Fastcar... nice post. Enjoy life. Have fun. Be safe.

[Guest 101012]

Be safe, dont have too much fun xo , and if you do come back and tell us all about it LOL

[malwoody]

Originally Posted by Fastcar

First,I'm not retiring. I will buy PA so I can keep with you perverts and I hope you'll pm me as I plan to do with some of you. No one ran me off this board and I hold no hard feelings against anyone.
Last month,I traveled to Vegas with Ari and Miami with Charlotte and over mojitos at the pool,each brought up something very similar. They don't feel that the person I am on this board reflects the person they know. I am too easily drawn into arguments and I agree with this. On a travel note,thank you both. Never in my life have I been the guy at the pool with the hottest girl and last month I was twice. You are both amazing.
I understand the motivation for much of the criticism I draw,but many of my responses were rough or elitist. For this I apologize. I realize that for all my critics,someone was reading my stuff. The last review of Bobby drew 2000 views. In my reviews,I have been called a liar many times. I resented this especially because I never embellished one word,not ever. In fact,with Charlotte's no review policy,the bulk of what I did could never be reviewed. I will admit to slanting reviews here and on TER for the ladies benefit. Ari said she started getting more gifts after my reviews and one provider said her whole clientele changed after I wrote about our time together. I always tried to highlight things like multi-hour,doubles,or travel to help a ladies business. I actually care about these girls and if I could write a factual account but highlight the hottest activities,it was my hope that their business would increase. Lastly,I tried to write about different things that you don't often see. Whether it was travel,doubles,or even the famous free appointment,I liked to stir the pot and was sick of reading 5 reviews a day of the same girl. Hell,I don't care about standing 69,I just do it because most guys don't. I admit to a certain degree of bragging in all of those reviews,and for that,I do apologize.
Some thank you's:
Fritz,we've never met but a class act. Thanks for all you do.
Allie Kat,miss congeniality! If I could be more like you,I would still be posting.
All the guys I've met for lunch or golf,you're the best. Beers on me anytime!
Ari,talk about gfe! Our connection was immediate and I so enjoy our time together. Viva las Vegas!
Bobby,wow does not begin to cover it. The crazy thing is that we've only scratched the surface. And yes,grinding on my iPad naked does void the warranty.
CB, you own me bitch. If you were a college,your mascot would would be a swallow. Much more to come baby.

Haters/critics,no parting shots. I wish everyone the best. I will admit to not understanding the ruckus about my tag line. I don't really piss excellence,it's just a movie line,some of these are just jokes.

The future: I may post again somewhere down the line,but I sincerely hope that everyone knows I was simply trying to add interesting content and inject some humor. I never meant to offend anyone. Pm me anytime or ask for my email to keep in touch. If you need me,just shine the bat light in the sky. Well,it's not really a bat,more like large labia spread out like a bat. I'm out bitches!

Possibly a critic..ya think?..lol

Man you have had a very impressive run with a superb trio of outstanding hourly/multi hourly friends and I assume it's not yet over. I would never call you a liar..in fact a bit overly candid is what I see. I would be lying if I said I was not just a tad bit jealous..thing is though for all the wonderful things you have done and said for your friends it seems to me that it's always somehow someway about you..what gifts you bring etc and when you announce to the cyber world that you know all of their names etc, I cannot process what in the wide wide world of sports you hoped to accomplish?? I mean think about it. Maybe I'm the only one in this room who questions what was said but I only see it only benifiting one thing.

Anyway,..that being said, good luck in all future activities, no hard feelings(hopefully) and y'all be sure to LMK if you need a 4th....

[bobbyupside]

*I* have been jealous at times of the ass you get....
Wish there were more out there that treated us like queens!

[BigDeal]

Originally Posted by bobbyupside

*I* have been jealous at times of the ass you get....
Wish there were more out there that treated us like queens!

Bobby my dear you mean the ASS he pays for or that hes gets for free "alledgedly"
Unfortunately we all dont live in the fantasy world FC is in or have the cash like he does assumably.
Am I jealous he gets to fuck my ATF's Charlotte Bell or you or Ari more than me...yep but thats the cards I was dealt I dont have a silver spoon...some of us have to make the choice "pay rent or treat ya all like queens"
I may not be able to see you as much at all...but I will always be a gentleman!

Good for you fastcar I dont have any ill will against you....just thought you did too much self promotion...to me this board is more about the girls than us
But good luck and take care

[BigDeal]

Originally Posted by malwoody

Possibly a critic..ya think?..lol

Man you have had a very impressive run with a superb trio of outstanding hourly/multi hourly friends and I assume it's not yet over. I would never call you a liar..in fact a bit overly candid is what I see. I would be lying if I said I was not just a tad bit jealous..thing is though for all the wonderful things you have done and said for your friends it seems to me that it's always somehow someway about you..what gifts you bring etc and when you announce to the cyber world that you know all of their names etc, I cannot process what in the wide wide world of sports you hoped to accomplish?? I mean think about it. Maybe I'm the only one in this room who questions what was said but I only see it only benifiting one thing.

Anyway,..that being said, good luck in all future activities, no hard feelings(hopefully) and y'all be sure to LMK if you need a 4th....

I agree here...I dont understand what possibly was to gain by saying you know their names and addresses...I guess when you pay more you and take people on trips you get special treatment.....duh!

Oh well megawoody I guess you and I will never know there true identities

[Guest030817]

FC,

You raised the bar of excellence through your online posts, appreciation for those you spent time with and by being a perfect gentleman always.

The dynamics of all relationships are different. You very intentionally choose to have a more intimate type of relationship with your companions and you are a giver.

There are plenty of men who could take the time to make their time spent with a companion planned out and special, but that's not how they choose to spend it. I don't expect special treatment, but it shouldn't be a big surprise as to why YMMV.

(example) If you buy an airline ticket for someone, you will likely know their name.

There are many ways to flatter a woman, and not all involve money.
Some of the best are well thought out and very personal, or inside jokes.
Overall I am spoiled rotten and have many to thank. Thank you FC for "getting it"

I'm so delighted that you are a member of the Ari Fan Club...keep bringing me hot girls!

Mwah!

[Bomb Pop]

Via Con Dios, Stay Thirsty My Friend. You are the most interesting man in the hobby.

[MsElena]

Originally Posted by BigDeal

Bobby my dear you mean the ASS he pays for or that hes gets for free "alledgedly"
Unfortunately we all dont live in the fantasy world FC is in or have the cash like he does assumably.
Am I jealous he gets to fuck my ATF's Charlotte Bell or you or Ari more than me...yep but thats the cards I was dealt I dont have a silver spoon...some of us have to make the choice "pay rent or treat ya all like queens"
I may not be able to see you as much at all...but I will always be a gentleman!

Good for you fastcar I dont have any ill will against you....just thought you did too much self promotion...to me this board is more about the girls than us
But good luck and take care

Originally Posted by malwoody

Possibly a critic..ya think?..lol

Man you have had a very impressive run with a superb trio of outstanding hourly/multi hourly friends and I assume it's not yet over. I would never call you a liar..in fact a bit overly candid is what I see. I would be lying if I said I was not just a tad bit jealous..thing is though for all the wonderful things you have done and said for your friends it seems to me that it's always somehow someway about you..what gifts you bring etc and when you announce to the cyber world that you know all of their names etc, I cannot process what in the wide wide world of sports you hoped to accomplish?? I mean think about it. Maybe I'm the only one in this room who questions what was said but I only see it only benifiting one thing.

Anyway,..that being said, good luck in all future activities, no hard feelings(hopefully) and y'all be sure to LMK if you need a 4th....

Originally Posted by BigDeal

I agree here...I dont understand what possibly was to gain by saying you know their names and addresses...I guess when you pay more you and take people on trips you get special treatment.....duh!

Oh well megawoody I guess you and I will never know there true identities

Not a hater, just adding some reality to his final post.....or what may be his final post as he said he may post in the future.


Would these ladies be with him if he didn't have his money?