ecc'-hem; I'd like to nominate......

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

knotty man for the: FUNNIEST MUTHAFUCKER AWARD.

I know he is always trying to post threADs and find a reason to talk about his multiple balls (which he never comes over to shows me btw. but is ready to chop 2 of them off for a blond chick in a heartbeat? and he knows I have a ball fetish too?), but he still has loyal WK's like me that help him stop with his self-inflicted roasts.

Anyway, I love his haikus and hilarious yet mellow mood.
He always makes me laugh the best kinds of laughs; and that is a beautiful thing.
I just wanted to show my appreciation.

So City Jazz, or whoever does the awards, please take note.

So does anyone want to nominate anyone else or them self for anything? Here is the thread to do it.

Hey, you never know, maybe I'll be on the roster this year. I wouldn't even mind if it was for the:
NON-TS PROVIDER THAT CAN STILL GRAB HER NUTS AND LET 'EM HANG WITH THE BEST OF 'EM AWARD.

J/P. You know me, I don't have testicles.
Otherwise, why would I be trying to play with everybody else's. ijs

[knotty man]

aww! thank you sweet thang
its easy to be silly online when you can think about what you say.
in real life im quite boring, dumpy, balding , i wear glasses , and got 3" balls with a 2" dick ( picture 2 peaches picked off the tree with a sprig still attached)
anyways, thank you again..... dont worry, checks in the mail.
hopefully one day we will finally meet!!!

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

No problem knotty man. You can always get my attention with clever humor; even if it's just online..... but please spare me the visual......if I can't have any that is. OK?! Thanks.

I nominate sixx and Whispers for the:

MOST RUTHLESS AND AWAITED POSTERS IN A THREAD

Well golly gee guys, what will they say next.

[NewWave]

knotty is a great dude and fucking hilarious as well. on a website with a lot of inflated egos, he's the opposite. he's always helped me out with this soap oper...I mean hobby.

knotty has hooked me up with some great gals, though they can't all be winners. in fact one UTR infamously had a toilet with no running water...for 2 weeks. what i saw that evening...words can't describe, but that wasn't knotty's fault, just Escort Economics in all its ragged, runny, shitty glory.

Cheers to Knotty

also CJ is a cool dude as well. He must have been a war photographer in his past life with some of the striking images he captures.

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

With his non-syllable-counting-ass......

"Suck my dick!" LMAO.


Come on NewWave, the inflated ego's can be just as fun. We need 'em if we are trying to stay well rounded here.

[Sire]

Knotty has always been a favorite of mine in the realm of humor. Pretty much Knotty and Carl are the two that commonly make me REALLY laugh out loud at their posts.

[ztonk]

Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

knotty man for the: FUNNIEST MUTHAFUCKER AWARD.
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I just wanted to show my appreciation.

Originally Posted by knotty man

thank you again..... dont worry, checks in the mail.
hopefully one day we will finally meet!!!

I think you should give this guy a steep discount and make that happen!

z

[Chelitotito]

No recommendation for me? I thought I had a couple of good one liners??!?

[rockerrick]

Sure did !

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by ztonk

I think you should give this guy a steep discount and make that happen!

z

Yup

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Originally Posted by ztonk

I think you should give this guy a steep discount and make that happen!

z

I wouldn't want anyone to get jealous.