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07-14-2012, 03:44 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 18, 2010
Location: Austin
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Two bits four bits six bits a buck,
Hey there Ally, let's get together and
bake some cookies...:-)
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07-14-2012, 03:47 PM
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#17
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BANNED
Join Date: Mar 14, 2011
Location: Welcome Sections
Posts: 35,944
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I call this one simply....
ROSIE THE RED NOSE HOOKER
Rosie the Red-Nosed Hooker
Had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows.
All of the other hookers
Used to laugh and call her names;
They never let poor Rosie
Join in any hooker games.
Then one foggy Texas Eve,
SL came to say,
Rosie with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my pimp Mobil tonight?
Then how the hookers loved her
As they shouted out with glee,
Rosie the Red-Nosed hooker,
You'll go down in history.
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07-14-2012, 04:14 PM
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#18
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Join Date: Mar 14, 2011
Location: Welcome Sections
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Ok, just one more....
Hobbyist Quite Plea
We hobby with care this much we know
Searching for hookers that know how to blow
Show cases I find with many a hot chick
I’ll only be happy if she doesn’t have a dick
BBW, Voluptuous and Curvy abound
Some are not nearly as tall as they are round
Some wear wigs and try to hide their mass
But there is no way they can hide that big fat ass
Spinners are nice thin as a stick
Some seem to scream when you give them the dick
Twist and turn and fly through the night
Some are loose and not very tight
Size doesn’t matter if they are nice you see
The nice one always seem to care of me
It’s the bitches we dislike because they start shit
We all know who they are because they always throw a fit
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07-14-2012, 05:22 PM
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#19
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Originally Posted by Whispers
Needles in her Arms....
Needles in her Thighs....
The things she really thinks about
while you gaze into her eyes....
she's on her knees.... she's on her back.....
it's quite a bit she will do for a taste of crack....
the things she really thinks about
while her life moves on that unexpected track.....
the money in the envelope....
sure to pay for another days dope....
The things she really thinks about
as she sucks your dick in order to cope.....
They lie to themselves....
They lie to you....
and drift away into mind altered bliss
as they swallow your goo.....
There is a harsh reality to this world
that so many refuse to see.....
You buy into her stories....
while she is what you want her to be.....
Will you miss her tomorrow?
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REALLY WHISPERS? I am trying to be fun and sexy, way to totally be opposite of that...
Mean people suck, sitting on top of their high horse,
Do they realize the pain they cause, do they have any remorse?
Does it make them feel good, to dash someones hope,
Hurting others, as a way for themselves to cope?
Cowards, they hide behind their pen and ink,
Do they hear what they say, do they even think?
Does being mean spirited fill them with absolute pride,
Do they care who they hurt, and how it makes them feel inside.
I guess being mean must be an ego boost for some,
Making themselves feel smarter, by calling someone else dumb.
Before you ruin someones day, making them feel worthless and bleak,
Please just take one tiny moment, to think before you speak.
Kiss my ass!
I would include a picture of my ass as well but then this would make it a threAD. And that's not the point of this...
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07-14-2012, 05:42 PM
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#20
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Originally Posted by ThrillBill88
Two bits four bits six bits a buck,
Hey there Ally, let's get together and
bake some cookies...:-)
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I bake the best warm, juicy mouth melting, make you drool all over yourself in more than one ways... cookies haha.
But Chanel on the other hand.. damn I want her cookies.. or her puppies haha.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nHbKaYfR_U
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07-14-2012, 05:47 PM
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#21
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Gaining Momentum
Join Date: Jun 29, 2010
Location: San Antonio
Posts: 37
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What is money?
I bring gifts
never gold
for someone new
to forget the old
in the light of her eyes
a hint of your smile
caressing her thighs
while I ponder my hour
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07-14-2012, 05:51 PM
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#22
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Account Disabled
User ID: 5430
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: Austin, Texas
Posts: 2,933
My ECCIE Reviews
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LMAO!
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07-14-2012, 05:54 PM
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#23
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Come on Ladies, chime in now! I see the guys are obviously the dirty ones haha.
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07-14-2012, 05:54 PM
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#24
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Pending Age Verification
User ID: 141714
Join Date: Jun 29, 2012
Location: Somewhere
Posts: 2,108
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Oooo, this looks fun! How about a limerick?
Caroline's a pretty young lass,
With poise, and style, and class,
Her skin is so fair,
Her luscious brown hair,
But nothing compares to her ass!
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07-14-2012, 06:02 PM
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#25
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Lifetime Premium Access
Join Date: Dec 28, 2009
Location: austin
Posts: 10,871
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
from the streets to motel bed sheets
I love blowjobs and to be sucked dry
no need to cry if you are good you will be fine
post a threAD in my sights, you have crossed the line
I like drama, no lie
when I became a mod, the adorables and their Wk's cried
sixx
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07-14-2012, 06:02 PM
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#26
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Hope I haven't bored you!
Join Date: Apr 30, 2009
Location:
Posts: 19,474
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Originally Posted by SpinnerAllyRay
REALLY WHISPERS? I am trying to be fun and sexy, way to totally be opposite of that...
Mean people suck, sitting on top of their high horse,
Do they realize the pain they cause, do they have any remorse?
Does it make them feel good, to dash someones hope,
Hurting others, as a way for themselves to cope?
Cowards, they hide behind their pen and ink,
Do they hear what they say, do they even think?
Does being mean spirited fill them with absolute pride,
Do they care who they hurt, and how it makes them feel inside.
I guess being mean must be an ego boost for some,
Making themselves feel smarter, by calling someone else dumb.
Before you ruin someones day, making them feel worthless and bleak,
Please just take one tiny moment, to think before you speak.
Kiss my ass!
I would include a picture of my ass as well but then this would make it a threAD. And that's not the point of this...
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Actually darlin a picture of your actual ass would hardly make it a threAD.... ANd thanks for the offer but in case you don't remember... I turned down the free session offer to fuck you so I surely would pass on a simple ass kiss no wouldn't I?
And I hardly hide anywhere..... People that want to tell me something always seem capable of walking up and doing so...
I know you might think what I wrote was meant to push your buttons.....
We both know why you would have an issue with it.....
But....
TRUTHFULLY though, my thoughts at the time of writing it were on another young lady sitting alone at home surrounded with boxes of a substance totally legal to purchase... just used in a fashion that could kill her in less than a minute.... depressed and alone.... as a result of this little world so many of us partake in....
Come on now... Wasn't it dirty enough for you? I know I am not good at the whole flowery words thing but I gave it a shot....
BTW.....What ever happened to those test results you promised to post a few weeks back? You built up over a few days to the point of RESULTS BEING POSTED TOMORROW.... only to live up to expectations rather than proving everyone wrong...
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07-14-2012, 06:18 PM
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#27
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All I want to do is grab you, throw you on the bed
Lay you down, wait for my legs to spread
Lick you, suck you deep down my throat
Your'e 2 mins in and youre ready for a rain coat!
Ready, set, go! Let's play
Ally, Oh, Ally, You made my day!
You roll over, smile on you're face,
Ally Ray, you're incredible in multiple ways!
I am trying to come up with a really good one by the end of tonight
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07-14-2012, 06:20 PM
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#28
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Join Date: Dec 28, 2009
Location: austin
Posts: 10,871
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Check your PM's ally and whispers...
sixx
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07-14-2012, 06:26 PM
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I just feel like you attack me all the time for no reason besides our past. IMO I have changed and moved on but you haven't.
I did go and get tested. I thought I would have results the next day. I went on a Thursday and they said I would have results by Monday. I was leaving for Houston Tuesday and Monday they didn't have them.
Well I got them Friday a few weeks ago, and yes everything was clean.
I moved 3 weeks ago and am in Houston until Wednesday. I will look for them there but also I have an inquiry with a well known member here. And he wants to get tested with me so maybe he will vouch for me and meet my pretty ass.
Anyways Whispers, I have nothing to prove or say to you. Your a negative, nasty person who preys on young defenseless girls and ATTACKS them only to make yourself feel better.
Guess what? I don't associate myself with people like you. I don't have anything to prove to you or the board here. See me if you want too, or don't see me. My business and my life is just fine either way.
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Actually darlin a picture of your actual ass would hardly make it a threAD.... ANd thanks for the offer but in case you don't remember... I turned down the free session offer to fuck you so I surely would pass on a simple ass kiss no wouldn't I?
And I hardly hide anywhere..... People that want to tell me something always seem capable of walking up and doing so...
I know you might think what I wrote was meant to push your buttons.....
We both know why you would have an issue with it.....
But....
TRUTHFULLY though, my thoughts at the time of writing it were on another young lady sitting alone at home surrounded with boxes of a substance totally legal to purchase... just used in a fashion that could kill her in less than a minute.... depressed and alone.... as a result of this little world so many of us partake in....
Come on now... Wasn't it dirty enough for you? I know I am not good at the whole flowery words thing but I gave it a shot....
BTW.....What ever happened to those test results you promised to post a few weeks back? You built up over a few days to the point of RESULTS BEING POSTED TOMORROW.... only to live up to expectations rather than proving everyone wrong...
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07-14-2012, 07:00 PM
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BANNED
Join Date: Mar 14, 2011
Location: Welcome Sections
Posts: 35,944
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Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport
Oooo, this looks fun! How about a limerick?
Caroline's a pretty young lass,
With poise, and style, and class,
Her skin is so fair,
Her luscious brown hair,
But nothing compares to her ass!

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